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[mrv3000]

Through a conversation with goldy_dollar, shinyopals and _thirty2flavors, I have discovered that sorting yourself into a house is VERY VERY IMPORTANT. SRSLY. At first I thought, hmm, maybe I'd be a Ravenclaw. But then I discovered that people have mixed houses! And then being a Gryvenpuff sounded very attractive and very very cool.

But then I realized who I truly am. I am from the house Narfblat at the school of Epdupsboesptf, which is MORE AWESOME THAN ALL OF THE HOUSES OF HOGWARTS COMBINED. Because we have wifi. Enough said.

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[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

F U I'M A HUFFLEPUFF AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HOGWARTS.

lirl icon

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I AM A CANADIAN TRANSFER STUDENT HUFFLEPUFF AS WELL

It is officially my first Harry Potter icon. I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

ALL TRANSFER STUDENTS MUST EITHER BE IN GRYFFINDOR OR SLYTHERIN, KALI. THEM'S THE RULES.

SO PROUD. told you my taste was impeccable

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

NOT FOR ME BECAUSE I AM LOCKHART'S NIECE

I never should have doubted you. *SOBS* FORGIVE ME.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

LOL. YOU HAVE THE HAIR.

Re: I never should have doubted you. *SOBS* FORGIVE ME.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

THAT WAS WHY I PICKED HIM

OF COURSE I HAVE THE LOCKHART HAIR OKAY I AM HIS BLOOD RELATIVE~

Re: I never should have doubted you. *SOBS* FORGIVE ME.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU AS GREAT AT MAGIC AS HE IS?

Re: I never should have doubted you. *SOBS* FORGIVE ME.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I DUNNO WHAT YOU ARE INSINUATING, I AM THE CLEVEREST WITCH OF MY AGE

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

NO WAY! EVERYTHING HOGWARTS HAS, WE HAVE BETTER VERSIONS.

[goldy-dollar.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in Ottawa, Kali is spazzing out at this post right now.

I hope you are proud.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I feel my work here is done.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

ALSO, YOU CAN'T USE WIFI IN A MAGICAL SCHOOL. GEEZ, HAVEN'T YOU READ HOGWARTS: A HISTORY?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS ACTUAL CANON.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

XD I MAY NOT REMEMBER MANY THINGS FROM MY HARRY POTTER DAYS, BUT I DO REMEMBER WHINING ABOUT FICS WHERE THEY HAD MP3 PLAYERS.

YOU ARE IN THE WRONG CENTURY, FIC WRITERS. ALSO, TECHNOLOGY DOESN'T WORK AT HOGWARTS. HERMIONE SAID SO.

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

HERMIONE SAID SO.

AND HOW!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

OMG THE ONES WHERE LIKE SIRIUS SULKS IN HIS ROOM AND BLASTS SIMPLE PLAN

THOSE WERE THE WORST

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL.

I FEEL LIKE HIM AND THE DOCTOR SHOULD LISTEN TO MUSIC TOGETHER.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

I READ A FIC ONCE AND THE DOCTOR STARTED LISTENING TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

I HAD TO STOP READING

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

OMG REALLY?

WHY WOULD YOU STOP READING? THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

DID IT REALLY MEAN SOMETHING TO HIM? WAS THE SONG THE ONLY THING THAT EXPRESSED HIS PAIN?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

HE ROCKED OUT TO IT IN THE CONSOLE ROOM

I WILL READ JACK MPREG FIC AND TEN/DONNA AND FICS WHERE ROSE DIES, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT TEN LISTENING TO MCR

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

IT'S GOOD TO KNOW YOU HAVE STANDARDS.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HA! YOU CAN'T USE WIFI IN HOGWARTS BECAUSE IT IS INFERIOR.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

I GUESS THAT'S WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO GO TO HOGWARTS AND NOBODY'S HEARD OF YOUR SCHOOL.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

PLENTY OF PEOPLE HAVE HEARD OF IT. BUT WHEN THEY DON'T GET IN AND HAVE TO SETTLE FOR HOGWARTS, WE ERASE THAT BIT OF THEIR MEMORIES. OUT OF PITY.

I'M SURE YOU DON'T REMEMBER.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL YOU. *PATS YOUR HEAD*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

SORRY, I'VE GOT THE TAPES.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

IF YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THAT THE TAPE WAS ~MAGICALLY ALTERED~...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OH, THERE THERE. IT MUST BE HARD ACCEPTING THE TRUTH.

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

LOL I THINK YOU SHOULD GO INTO A HP COMM AND START A SRS BSNS DISCUSSION ABOUT EDUCATION STANDARDS IN US MAGIC SCHOOLS VS UK ONES. I GUARANTEE THE RESULTS WOULD BE WORTH IT.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOH!

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

I think most people end up as Gryvenpuffs, to be honest. ;)

The idea of Sorting gets a lot muddier as the books progress, which is something I like quite a bit.

I imagine I'd be a Hufflepuff. Or maybe a Ravenclaw. I have no idea.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD Gryvenpuffs probably would be more accurate for just about everyone.

And I really don't know what I'd be either. :D

[skybound2]

I seem to recall being sorted as a Slythenclaw on several occasions ;-)

Mushed up houses FTW!

[fiona-conn.livejournal.com]

The official WB Potter site had me sorted into Slytherin first time I tried it. I later on got sorted - twice - by Mugglenet Fanfiction. First into Hufflepuff, then into Gryffindor.

Mind you, if I recall correctly, there's a moment when Dumbledore wonders if they don't sort the kids too soon, since over the years, they change and grow. :)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I think he's right about that.

[fauxkaren.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER WHATEVER.

I AM A RAVENCLAW AND THEREFORE BETTER THAN YOU. I HAVE ICONS TO PROVE IT.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

SORRY. ALL THOSE BOOKS YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMMON ROOM? WE'VE GOT THE ORIGINAL EDITIONS.

[professor-spork.livejournal.com]

I think you're probably a member of The House of Awesome. (Click the link. Trust me; click the link.)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

BWAH!! XD

[audrich.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT SORTED, OMG!

[audrich.livejournal.com]

Having said that, I just know I'd be in Hufflepuff and DON'T tell me that the wonderful Cedric Diggory came from the 'Puff.

*sulks in the corner by the pretty Huffle Tapestry*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I'm convinced that Hufflepuff has te best parties at Hogwarts. There's not even a question. :D

[audrich.livejournal.com]

We certainly have the best pâtissier chefs - cream puffs FTW! That Slytherin lot QUEUE for them. Yes.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*LOOKS DOWN ON YOU*