Is it the weekend yet?

[mrv3000]

Leave home at 7:30 a.m. Get home from work 8:00 p.m.

*sniffs leftover pizza*

*considers that pizza from Saturday might not be the freshest but decides to take a chance in life and throws it in the microwave*

I've decided I need a househusband. Or some sort of servant. Either really. Just as long as whoever it is greets me at the door with a peach margarita. And does laundry.

Apparently today's St. Patrick's Day. Am I Irish? *checks* 3/4 Dutch. 1/4 English. Damn. Screw it. After the day I had (actually many days are like this) I'm gonna break my "no drinking during the workweek" rule and have a peach margarita...and then watch Luck of the Fryish. I'm pretty sure peach margaritas originated in Ireland. (Shut up.)

But first, old pizza! (Where's that househusband??)

Comments

[hyari.livejournal.com]

Or a houserobot.

Those r kewl!!!OMG~@@@!!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

A houserobot! YES!

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

Well, hubby doesn't do laundry, but he does the cooking and will gladly make margaritas.

Oh! And he takes on the trash. So, all in all, not a bad deal :-)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Ooo - that's a pretty nice setup! Although I'm thinking the laundry would be a deal breaker for me. ;) Hya/Claire suggested a houserobot. Hmmm.

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

Now that's a thought- like on the Jetsons!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Except that Rosie's a dumb name for a robot. Think I'll just cut to the chase and call it Bender.

Okay, it's the 21st century. Where *are* our robots?! And our flying cars?!

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

Dude! I know! And our transporters and holodecks ;-)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

YES!

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

Have you considered advertising? I'm sure that guys will be lining up:

Needed - 1 househusband. Must stay home, cook, clean, and present me with peach margherita at door each evening. Must be of minimal cost. Extremely rich men will be considered first.

;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oooo. Nice ad! *copies down*