Although I see there's a flaw in my polling. I didn't indicate if this was a land-based or water-based match. Although Sharktopus probably could hold its own on land...
The english vamps would be too busy making fun of the french ones' outfits and the french ones would plotting the demise of the english ones for them to realize the sharktopus has snuck up on them and eats them both.
Although this could be an interesting addition to the vampire lore: when bitten in two by Sharktopus and eaten, do they die? Or do they merely die of boredom from being stuck inside Sharktopus with only fish blood for sustenance?
On the one hand I guess I am sort of fond of English vampires at the moment (though what are my parameter, they just SPEAK English?) so my heart wants to go there, but then I mostly think English vampires would win because French vampires and sharktopus would be committing suicide to escape the emo vampire manpain.
Yes I think there is a lack of clarity in the poll, I am unsure whether it refers to Anglophone Vampires and Francophone Vampires or English-nationality vampires and French-nationality vampires.
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Yeah, I think it'd be fine.
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Though I suppose holding it's breath might be a problem....
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YAY SHARKTOPUS.
Although this could be an interesting addition to the vampire lore: when bitten in two by Sharktopus and eaten, do they die? Or do they merely die of boredom from being stuck inside Sharktopus with only fish blood for sustenance?
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And sucks to be Sharktopus food!
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But also I don't want Kali to judge me. So.
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But Sharktopus wins regardless.
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