To all those whom I apparently control:

[mrv3000]

I'm sitting here looking at the latest "...it's all Michelle's fault..." wondering what I've done to deserve this again, when it hit me. Why the hell am I fighting this? Apparently I have powers. Persuasive powers. Why can't I just run with that? So in that spirit, I am issuing the following decrees:

• josephides shall immediately commence co-writing the third installment of the Dark and Stormy fics: Return of the Cheese.
  
  
• suzvoy shall sprint back to the safe arms of Sam/Jack where she will complete any and all outstanding WIPs so long as they don't interfere with her Remedies series.
  
  
• nandamai shall continue to write lovely Sam/Jack smut, preferably using the phrase "greased weasels" as much as possible. After all, you can never say, "going at it like a pair of greased weasels" often enough in life.
  
  
• hyari shall write more parodies as they amuse me so. Slash parodies shall be acceptable.
  
  
• spikesbuffy shall continue making endless screen captions, as they also amuse me.
  
  
• familyarchives shall continue making SG icons. Again, they cause much amusement.

I believe I have issued specific demands to all those I know I control. If I missed you but you really feel I control you, go get me a cookie.

Oh, and if you think I'm serious about any of this, then I'm really, really sad for you. Really.