Why did I get on my computer this morning?

[mrv3000]

Hmm...let's see. This is what I was able to gather from the approximately 50 new emails this morning:

1. josephides now has a paid account. Cool.
   
   
2. woodface continues to think that I'm calling her a pig. Hmm.
   
   
3. hyari wrote some moving feedback on The Cheese's disclaimer. Touching.
   
   
4. josephides is being blamed for something I did. Sweet.
   
   
5. suzvoy's Jonas obsession is still in tact. I was worried.
   
   
6. hyari and spikesbuffy are fighting - apparently in a ring of Jell-o. Share!
   
   
7. josephides is gardening today and got a splinter. In her pained confusion she sent me something she shouldn't have. D'oh!
   
   
8. newromantics finally has an account - no more anonymous messages! *waves*
   
   
9. I still can't find my way out.
   
   
10. And lastly, Jojo and I have a very worrying Suz obsession. (When is it considered stalking?) More to come later.

Well *rolls up sleeves* this could take a while.