The Tao of Pete

[mrv3000]

Every single one of the members of a certain pairing list secretly want to do Pete. This is my only logical conclusion for the obsession.

Active members who say they hate him? They're turned on.

Lurkers who hide? They want him too.

People who haven't been there in months? Oh, they're so hot for his bod they can't even stand it.

They all may not have been consciously aware of it, but it's very, very true. I'm a member and a lurker and even I didn't realize my lust for Pete and/or the actor (what's his name) until just now.

And it has set me free.

Comments

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Now I am even more happy that I am no longer a member of unnamed pairing list, because I didn't fit into any of those categories. ;-)

Well, you were at one time. So you still might be attracted to him and not realize it. ;)

*whispers*...it's David DeLuise.

Oh right! I knew it was one of those DeLuises but was *far* too lazy to go look it up. :D

[sarae03.livejournal.com]

Well, you were at one time. So you still might be attracted to him and not realize it. ;)
Yes, I was. But...I'm pretty sure I'm not attracted to Pete. *nods* yep...pretty darn sure. He's just a little too young for this old woman. ;-)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*snicker*