The Tao of Pete

[mrv3000]

Every single one of the members of a certain pairing list secretly want to do Pete. This is my only logical conclusion for the obsession.

Active members who say they hate him? They're turned on.

Lurkers who hide? They want him too.

People who haven't been there in months? Oh, they're so hot for his bod they can't even stand it.

They all may not have been consciously aware of it, but it's very, very true. I'm a member and a lurker and even I didn't realize my lust for Pete and/or the actor (what's his name) until just now.

And it has set me free.

Comments

[sarae03.livejournal.com]

Now I am even more happy that I am no longer a member of unnamed pairing list, because I didn't fit into any of those categories. ;-)

what's his name
*whispers*...it's David DeLuise.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Now I am even more happy that I am no longer a member of unnamed pairing list, because I didn't fit into any of those categories. ;-)

Well, you were at one time. So you still might be attracted to him and not realize it. ;)

*whispers*...it's David DeLuise.

Oh right! I knew it was one of those DeLuises but was *far* too lazy to go look it up. :D

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

I wuv you.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*smooooooooch*

[spikesbuffy.livejournal.com]

Who is Pete? ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You may not know who he is, but you still want him. You really, really do. ;)

[sarae03.livejournal.com]

Well, you were at one time. So you still might be attracted to him and not realize it. ;)
Yes, I was. But...I'm pretty sure I'm not attracted to Pete. *nods* yep...pretty darn sure. He's just a little too young for this old woman. ;-)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

*smoooches MV, but is thinking of Pete*

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

LOL! Dare I ask where this comes from?

I have a not so secret weakness for DeLuise boys ;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

See? I *knew* it!

Oh crap! Your story! I'm supposed to be betaing!

Damn addictive neopet. Am having fun sending piles of dung to Lyta, Jojo & nanda though. *g*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You mean the source of my realization? From a yahoo groups list of a large pairing of SG that has decided to turn into the Pete list. *g*

As far as Pete - he was in a S7 episode called Chimera. :)

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

Ah, but Chimera is just a dream, so there's really no Pete. Maybe there's not even really a list. Maybe I'm in the wrong reality...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

There. Is. No. Spoon.

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

Now, see this is why I left this group...

I'm trying to free myself of this obsession with him.

Crud.

My secret's out.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You silly person! You will never be free of the lure of Pete! ;)

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

You mean the source of my realization? From a yahoo groups list of a large pairing of SG that has decided to turn into the Pete list. *g*

<g> Ah, okay, I know what you're talkin' 'bout now. I've gone digest because of all this.

As far as Pete - he was in a S7 episode called Chimera. :)

Yup, seen it. :)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay, I know what you're talkin' 'bout now. I've gone digest because of all this.

I read it all on the web site so I can pick and choose threads.

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

Interesting theory, but I assure you that I am in no way interested in "doing" Pete. What-so-evah!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Full-on denial. *pats*

Oh hey! It was your birthday yesterday? That's what my friends list is telling me now...even though it isn't listed in my birthdays. *g*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Did you have a good one?

[spikesbuffy.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are right. I do want him!

[lisayaeger.livejournal.com]

Is there a fork?

[chiroho.livejournal.com]

It's not denial. I am simply not, and never have been, interested in members of the same sex in that manner. You can say what you like, but it won't change that fact. ;)

And yes, my 29 birthday yesterday. Again. ;)

Didn't have a bad one. Was 92 here and pretty humid, which is unusual for New England at this time of year. Didn't do anything special due to stomach virii running through the kids, but it certainly wasn't bad.

Thanks!

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

You silly person! You will never be free of the lure of Pete! ;)

I will, I'll show you!

[tv-elf.livejournal.com]

I'm into a Pete, but I'm into this Pete... The sexier Deluise brother.