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Bite every square inch of my body.
Okay, you, you and you can bite me now. Especially you.
ETA - Um, this probably has a spoiler for SG S7. Wouldn't want to incur the wrath of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
suzvoy ;)
Jack eyed Carter's hand. He really, really, really wanted to hold it. Sure it wasn't exactly the smartest idea while they were on a mission, but they were secretly married...or doing it...he didn't quite remember which, so why not?
Clutching his P90 in one hand, he grabbed her hand with his other hand, thinking that he was using 'hand' an awful lot. He wound his fingers through hers. Somehow even though she worked with her hands, they were soft and smooth. Just like her butt. Come to think of it, he'd *much* rather be holding her butt than her hand. He eyed her butt.
Carter narrowed her sapphire blue eyes at him. "Sir? Don't you think we should be looking for naquadria deposits?"
"How'd you like some of *my* naquadria?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her.
"I'm sure that was supposed to be a sexual innuendo, but really sir. That made no sense."
He unclenched his P90 and grabbed both her hands. "I don't care anymore!"
"Huh?"
"I want to shout it to the mountains!"
"Sir? We're in the middle of a desert."
"You are my fluffy little lamb!! And I like your butt!!"
As the word 'butt' echoed over the next sand dune, Teal'c and Daniel looked at each other.
Daniel scowled. "I descended for this crap?"
"I believe the Earth phrase is: 'sucker.'"
"I mean, we never get anything accomplished on missions anymore!"
The wind carried over something that sounded suspiciously like 'snookie-ookums.'
"I hate this so much," Daniel muttered.
"Indeed."
*
Okay, what do I have to do to get out of writing the fluffy fic?
ETA - Um, this probably has a spoiler for SG S7. Wouldn't want to incur the wrath of
suzvoy ;)Jack eyed Carter's hand. He really, really, really wanted to hold it. Sure it wasn't exactly the smartest idea while they were on a mission, but they were secretly married...or doing it...he didn't quite remember which, so why not?
Clutching his P90 in one hand, he grabbed her hand with his other hand, thinking that he was using 'hand' an awful lot. He wound his fingers through hers. Somehow even though she worked with her hands, they were soft and smooth. Just like her butt. Come to think of it, he'd *much* rather be holding her butt than her hand. He eyed her butt.
Carter narrowed her sapphire blue eyes at him. "Sir? Don't you think we should be looking for naquadria deposits?"
"How'd you like some of *my* naquadria?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her.
"I'm sure that was supposed to be a sexual innuendo, but really sir. That made no sense."
He unclenched his P90 and grabbed both her hands. "I don't care anymore!"
"Huh?"
"I want to shout it to the mountains!"
"Sir? We're in the middle of a desert."
"You are my fluffy little lamb!! And I like your butt!!"
As the word 'butt' echoed over the next sand dune, Teal'c and Daniel looked at each other.
Daniel scowled. "I descended for this crap?"
"I believe the Earth phrase is: 'sucker.'"
"I mean, we never get anything accomplished on missions anymore!"
The wind carried over something that sounded suspiciously like 'snookie-ookums.'
"I hate this so much," Daniel muttered.
"Indeed."
*
Okay, what do I have to do to get out of writing the fluffy fic?