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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2003-11-24 10:44 am

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] atomicpagan!!

May you never see "breasts" and "relish" in the same sentence. May you never read a tartar sauce fic. May your life be free of Who's the Boss smut and nubs. May a prairie-falcon never fly up your pants and bite you in the ass. And may you find a coconut bra in your size.