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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2004-07-21 11:21 am

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Dear Microsoft:

Please smooch my butt. I feel I am entitled to a butt smooching considering the accumulated wasted hours spent staring at my monitor in disbelief as the Rules of Word Logic (a complete mystery to the average human but rumored to have once been understood by the ancient, and unfortunately extinct, underwater fish people (not to be confused with the land fish people)) take over my mail merge document and turn it into a pile of virtual poo. This wouldn't be so terribly bad as the mail merge document has merely reverted to its purest form, but it's the electronic laughter that offends. Must it be so loud?

Source of Income #8,400,607,

Michelle

*solemn nod*

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Microsoft is the Anti-Christ. Evil incarnate, here to lead us all to destruction and woe. So far they're succeeding.

Re: *solemn nod*

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-07-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and the scariest thing - I have said this to people who looked at me like I was serious, and they agreed.
woodface: (Default)

[personal profile] woodface 2004-07-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew a really good microsoft joke but I forgot it.
icepixie: (farscape drug)

[personal profile] icepixie 2004-07-21 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*waves Mac Advocate sign*

Micro$oft is the devil.

Re: *solemn nod*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-07-22 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*cries*

Re: *solemn nod*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-07-22 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
HA!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-07-22 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because your computer is sending out subliminal signals to your brain.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-07-22 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That it is. Grrrrrr.
woodface: (Default)

[personal profile] woodface 2004-07-22 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite possibly.