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[mrv3000]

Today I learned

1. woodface does not want to reproduce with me. :(
   
   
2. I still hate the TV network Lifetime. You know, the "Television for Women" that's into "Celebrating women every day." I'm not sure who these women are that watch this station, this station that seems to think that women spend their days either being a victim or going shopping. Sometimes both. Today's lineup (I kid you not):
   
   
   "A Mother's Justice" - A daughter is raped. The mother probably shops somewhere in there.
   
   "Against Their Will: Women in Prison" - Women prisoners who are undoubtedly raped by the guards. (Encore probably airing on Spike.)
   
   "Silencing Mary" - College co-ed is raped by a football star. May not include shopping, but will probably have cute clothes.
   
   "Murder at 75 Birch" - First break in the rape marathon as this is just a murder. Although there could be rape as the description doesn't really say how this person died. Anyway, I'm sure there's lots of shopping.
   
   "Fatal Reunion" - Old boyfriend turned stalker. The show/movie most likely to include both shopping *and* rape.
   
   "Strong Medicine" - Someone gets raped and the guy is acquitted.
   
   "Missing" - Human smugglers and a kidnapped daughter of a senator, which means a sex ring!
   
   Hey Lifetime! Quit saying you're "television for women!" In fact, please stop referring to women in general as it takes my gender's name in vain. What the hell is Lifetime smoking?