mrv3000: made by elismor (Default)
mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2005-05-24 02:49 pm

OMFG!

The ficathon is due in 20 days! *whines*

Trees.
Hills.
Mounds. *scratch scratch scratch* Not going there.

Locker room.
Jack in locker room.
Jack always knew the men's locker room would be the death of him one day. He'd round the corner, catch the sight of naked ass and that'd be it.
And Sam walks in and they kiss while Daniel grabs a towel. The End.

Jello.
Blue jello.
*Orange* jello.
Sam blinked at the strange new color, not quite sure what to make of it. Things had certainly changed now that the SGC was under the command of General O'Neill.

"Carter?" Came the low, husky sound next to her ear.

"Sir?"

"What do you think of my..." He paused dramatically. "...new addition?"

"I think it means we'll be having two girls and a boy."

And they kiss while Daniel sucks down coffee. The End.

Shit.

*whines*

ETA: Karen? Shouldn't that be "frakin' bite me?"