I blame this on lots of coffee and candy pumpkins.

[mrv3000]

So Torchwood made Jack mpreg canon. And the Doctor said he was a dad once...

So that's why Jack had some missing memory! No wonder the Doctor was all twitchy around Jack!

AND...AND...THE FACE OF BOE IS THEIR CHILD-BEARING SON!!!!11!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.