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Helpful Advice
In watching Classic episodes of Doctor Who, I'm realizing that there's a lack of common sense out in the universe. I'd be willing to hire myself out in a consultant capacity. Some freebie helpful advice:
The Sontarans: Yeah, you've got *one* weak spot on your body. Might want to think about a cup or something.
The Daleks: Just poison planets' atmospheres and you're done. You wouldn't even need to land.
Omega: You can create *anything* and you created blobs? In a dreary sort of place? Remember, happiness is a state of mind. Try creating the margarita or a slip-and-slide.
The Master: Oh, honey. You really need a hobby that does not involve the Doctor. And to adopt the mantra of "keep it simple" for your plans of universe domination.
The Time Lords: Quit being dicks.
The Sontarans: Yeah, you've got *one* weak spot on your body. Might want to think about a cup or something.
The Daleks: Just poison planets' atmospheres and you're done. You wouldn't even need to land.
Omega: You can create *anything* and you created blobs? In a dreary sort of place? Remember, happiness is a state of mind. Try creating the margarita or a slip-and-slide.
The Master: Oh, honey. You really need a hobby that does not involve the Doctor. And to adopt the mantra of "keep it simple" for your plans of universe domination.
The Time Lords: Quit being dicks.