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Why couldn't they have done this?
So, um, couldn't the Doctor have just parked the TARDIS on some deserted planet while he and Martha hung out at the TARDIS' pool for three months? (The TARDIS' pool that I'm saying *totally* grew back after Seven mentioned he'd jettisoned it.)
The TARDIS is *impenetrable*. They've got food stores...or at least plants. They could eat plants. Yeah. Or make a quick hop to food and then back again. And it wouldn't have to be boring! X-Treme Laser Tag on Level 24! Marathonning all of The Sopranos! Discovering what the *hell* the Doctor left on Level 72, why he left it on Level 72, and why it was humming "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo.
Family of Blood: *knockknockknock*
The Doctor: *through the closed door* Hello?
Family of Blood: We'd like to be immortal, please.
The Doctor: Piss off, you bastards!
Family of Blood: *knockknockknock*
The Doctor: Didn't I tell you to piss off?
Family of Blood: Uh...candygram.
The Doctor: What?
Family of Blood: Candygram for *muttermuttermutter*.
The Doctor: Who?
Family of Blood: Candygram for mister *muttermuttermutter*.
The Doctor: You don't fool me! You're that Family of Blood!
Family of Blood: Dammit! Well...we're gonna go get the hoards of Genghis Khan! And bring them back here! And...assemble them!
The Doctor: Yeah, you go do that. Gimme a bit of notice, will you? I wanna make popcorn first.
See? Emo-free AND a S1 reference!
The TARDIS is *impenetrable*. They've got food stores...or at least plants. They could eat plants. Yeah. Or make a quick hop to food and then back again. And it wouldn't have to be boring! X-Treme Laser Tag on Level 24! Marathonning all of The Sopranos! Discovering what the *hell* the Doctor left on Level 72, why he left it on Level 72, and why it was humming "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo.
Family of Blood: *knockknockknock*
The Doctor: *through the closed door* Hello?
Family of Blood: We'd like to be immortal, please.
The Doctor: Piss off, you bastards!
Family of Blood: *knockknockknock*
The Doctor: Didn't I tell you to piss off?
Family of Blood: Uh...candygram.
The Doctor: What?
Family of Blood: Candygram for *muttermuttermutter*.
The Doctor: Who?
Family of Blood: Candygram for mister *muttermuttermutter*.
The Doctor: You don't fool me! You're that Family of Blood!
Family of Blood: Dammit! Well...we're gonna go get the hoards of Genghis Khan! And bring them back here! And...assemble them!
The Doctor: Yeah, you go do that. Gimme a bit of notice, will you? I wanna make popcorn first.
See? Emo-free AND a S1 reference!