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Poor Master...
Again Doctor Who has shown me something that I want, but can never have.
The Master as the Doctor's prisoner/companion would have been BRILLIANT. Emails from the Master to Lucy:
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Hey. You coming by soon?
M (formerly H)
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Luc. I'm copying another email account since obviously you didn't get my first email. Just wondering when you're coming around.
M
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** Auto-Response **
I will be gone until the week of the 14th, but I will be checking my emails. Have a fabulous day!
Lucy Cole
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I don't know where you are, but hopefully you'll be getting this as I'm still stuck in the TARDIS. I'm going seriously nuts, Lucy. The Doctor keeps...hugging me. And I swear to Rassilon, he looked like he was going to lick me one time.
Oh, by the way, what's up with the Cole thing? :-\
M
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Just checking in since it's after the 14th. Remember our plan? You were supposed to liberate me from the TARDIS, right? Use the Crowbar of Rassilon to rip open the Time Vortex to get this deadlocked restraint anklet off of me? Ringing any bells?
He's been taking me on "adventures" which blows big-time. Once he even tricked me into helping him save a planet. And then more hugging!! :-( I've started over-starching his laundry.
Get back to me. kthxbye.
M
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Where are you? We've landed a few times in Cardiff now. Still waiting for you and that lovely crowbar. I screwed around with the Doctor's music files so when he wants to listen to Joplin, he gets Billie Piper. Normal people that would have sent over the edge, but he started talking about forgiveness, and then more hugging, and...he licked my ear a bit when he was hugging me, and I'm pretty sure it was no accident! There was definite tongue! I think. My earlobe was wet! Things are getting WEIRD. GET ME OUT OF THIS.
M
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Harry -
Took your advice and got to know Tanya. You were right! It has been fun! Later.
Lucy
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So by 'later' you mean you're coming to get me now? And that's *brilliant* about Tanya! Can't wait to join you both!
M
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The Master as the Doctor's prisoner/companion would have been BRILLIANT. Emails from the Master to Lucy:
Hey. You coming by soon?
M (formerly H)
Luc. I'm copying another email account since obviously you didn't get my first email. Just wondering when you're coming around.
M
** Auto-Response **
I will be gone until the week of the 14th, but I will be checking my emails. Have a fabulous day!
Lucy Cole
I don't know where you are, but hopefully you'll be getting this as I'm still stuck in the TARDIS. I'm going seriously nuts, Lucy. The Doctor keeps...hugging me. And I swear to Rassilon, he looked like he was going to lick me one time.
Oh, by the way, what's up with the Cole thing? :-\
M
Just checking in since it's after the 14th. Remember our plan? You were supposed to liberate me from the TARDIS, right? Use the Crowbar of Rassilon to rip open the Time Vortex to get this deadlocked restraint anklet off of me? Ringing any bells?
He's been taking me on "adventures" which blows big-time. Once he even tricked me into helping him save a planet. And then more hugging!! :-( I've started over-starching his laundry.
Get back to me. kthxbye.
M
Where are you? We've landed a few times in Cardiff now. Still waiting for you and that lovely crowbar. I screwed around with the Doctor's music files so when he wants to listen to Joplin, he gets Billie Piper. Normal people that would have sent over the edge, but he started talking about forgiveness, and then more hugging, and...he licked my ear a bit when he was hugging me, and I'm pretty sure it was no accident! There was definite tongue! I think. My earlobe was wet! Things are getting WEIRD. GET ME OUT OF THIS.
M
Harry -
Took your advice and got to know Tanya. You were right! It has been fun! Later.
Lucy
So by 'later' you mean you're coming to get me now? And that's *brilliant* about Tanya! Can't wait to join you both!
M
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