OH MY GOD, IT'S UNLOCKED!

[mrv3000]

I am in a WEIRD mood today. Weird. And so I'm spamming everyone - not just my D/R filter - with the Doctor/Rose today. Well, more silliness than anything else. Never fear, my non-DW friends. This journal will shortly return to normal. Probably.




Rose: Huh. When did he have time to program in the TARDIS icon? And why did he capitalize it the annoying way?



Doctor: Right. So everything's all set up for you here. Got half the closet cleaned out and my jumpers and trousers pushed to one side. Even jiggery pokery-ed up a shoe tree for you.



Rose: ... You've met my *boyfriend,* yeah?



Doctor: Have I mentioned the vicious Shoe Gnomes that live in the TARDIS?? Yup! Nasty buggers! For some reason living in every room in the TARDIS except for mine! Sure the TARDIS is infinite! I've been meaning to spray!



Rose: Nice try.



Rose: This goes in *my* room, thanks.
Doctor: But...Shoe Gnomes?



Rose: Just give up.
Doctor: HMPH.



Doctor: *wonders where he can get his hands on some Shoe Gnomes and how many he'll need to put on a convincing show*