Lemme out!

[mrv3000]

Why isn't it 5:30, dammit?!

*flips through LJ's "Writer's Block" questions*

What are your plans for this weekend?

World domination. The usual.

What method do you use to prepare your coffee or tea?

The Michelle Method. It involves water.

If you could create anything artistic, what would it be?

I'd release 50,000 superballs on an unsuspecting world. (Performance art.)

What's your favorite arts & crafts project?

Collecting superballs.

Do you consider yourself an artist?

That'll be my claim in court.

What have you made using your own two hands?

Well, there was that bridge, but I did use someone else's hands. And I had 4.

Look around. Describe the first photograph you see. What does it mean to you?

It's a picture of a cow and a dolphin jumping through the water. And I think it means to me what it means to everyone else.

What's the best small business idea you've ever had?

Surprise Superballs Ltd.