mrv3000 | Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

Monday. Happens every 7 days for some reason. Hmph.
Personally, I really don't want Jenny to be the daughter of the Doctor and Rose for several reasons. One of which being that I can't imagine this ending well. Another is that insta-children just never work plot-wise, and so keep any badness away from my ship, thanks. And a few other reasons. That being said, whatever this turns out to be - genetic monkey business, Susan's mother, Romana's daughter, Rose's daughter, a goldfish's daughter - I'll have to roll with it. For I am a canon whore. (However, sometimes canon whoring involves acknowledging, but never speaking of something again. Like glowy!floaty!Doctor. Whoops.) (However however, if they manage to pull this all off into some semblance of good? I will give them their dues, eat a few words, beg forgiveness and so on.)

OMG. Extremely cracky thought. Someone followed the Doctor around back in S2, snagged the Doctor's DNA for whatever reason and thought they snagged Rose's DNA but...

Scientist: And here is your's and Rose Tyler's daughter.

Doctor: ...!!!

Scientist: That's right. Here's a picture of her to prove it. [gives a picture of Jackie]

Doctor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Donna and Martha: [back away slowly]
I'm going to be without a computer for most the day again. *sniffs*