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Dear Disney:
Your vacation DVD sucks. I don't think you're supposed to be boring me as I watch it. I do not care about your "Year of a Million Dreams" sweepstakes that you blather on endlessly about. I want vacation information, not to be shown a 1 in 50,000 chance to win a free hat. And I know that your idea of "adult entertainment" is mom already blissing out at the thought of ditching her kids for a spa, but I want RIDE info, dammit! I want information in general!
Okay, so there might have been a 2001 A Space Odyssey monkey moment at the DVD before figuring out that it was an actual DVD as opposed to an interactive program, but after that little hitch, I expected to actually get something from it.
I want lists! And rates! And park transportation schedules! And restaurant menus! And maps! And the ability to cross-reference things! And to make notes like, "This is the ride people keep dying on. Do not go on it." And I am NOT turning into my father, thank you!
P.S. Those people were way too happy to be hanging out in the middle of a cloud that had no visible exits.
Your vacation DVD sucks. I don't think you're supposed to be boring me as I watch it. I do not care about your "Year of a Million Dreams" sweepstakes that you blather on endlessly about. I want vacation information, not to be shown a 1 in 50,000 chance to win a free hat. And I know that your idea of "adult entertainment" is mom already blissing out at the thought of ditching her kids for a spa, but I want RIDE info, dammit! I want information in general!
Okay, so there might have been a 2001 A Space Odyssey monkey moment at the DVD before figuring out that it was an actual DVD as opposed to an interactive program, but after that little hitch, I expected to actually get something from it.
I want lists! And rates! And park transportation schedules! And restaurant menus! And maps! And the ability to cross-reference things! And to make notes like, "This is the ride people keep dying on. Do not go on it." And I am NOT turning into my father, thank you!
P.S. Those people were way too happy to be hanging out in the middle of a cloud that had no visible exits.