Wacky Stargate dream

[mrv3000]

So Daniel went to Germany (yes there was a big discussion that it was actually Germany) and got some woman pregnant. The baby followed Daniel back to the SGC (talented baby) where it was finally determined that, yes, it was in fact Daniel's baby. He claimed the baby was his way of trying to "win over Sam" (his words, not mine.) He further tried to prove his love to Sam by playing a 40-foot-high skee-ball game; however, he did not get the ball in the "100" hole and Sam was not impressed. She proceeded to hang out in a hot tub, wondering if her new red swimsuit made her look fat. So Daniel stormed off-world in a huff. Sam demanded that Jack go get him back, giving him a P-90, a request to "watch out for snakes" and a pat on the butt. After he was gone, she decided to work on some conduits and so crawled into the flooring. But there was an accident and Sam ascended against her will into a very pretty purple blue energy thing.

And then I woke up due to the morning paper getting smacked against my door at 5 a.m. after I apparently had wandered out to the living room couch for more snooze time in one of those fun sleepwalking states.

Now I'm off to Starbucks. New personal rule - if I want Starbucks, I have to walk for it.

Comments

[elismor.livejournal.com]

He further tried to prove his love to Sam by playing a 40-foot-high skee-ball game; however, he did not get the ball in the "100" hole and Sam was not impressed.

I am a skee-ball SHARK. I mean. I am really *really* good at it.

Does this mean that Sam and I are destined to be together?

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

After he was gone, she decided to work on some conduits and so crawled into the flooring.

Was she still wearing the red swimsuit?

[woodface]

Wow, your dreams are more messed up than mine.

Love the pat on the butt.

Mmmmmmmmm, Starbuck.

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

BWAH! Oh, that Daniel. He can be such a bitch.

[nel-ani.livejournal.com]

Dude. I seriously love your brain. Is it for sale?

[stephdub.livejournal.com]

Bwah!

That is quite possibly the best dream ever. I know if Daniel showed up with a baby and played skee-ball for me I'd be putty in his hands.

Starbucks is about a 5 minute walk from my place, but I still drive all the time. I am awful. At least I get a non-fat caramel mocha. I'm sure the "non fat" part totally kills all the calories and fat from the caramel, chocolate and whipped cream. Yes.

[audrich.livejournal.com]

*LMAO*

I've gotta ask: what did you EAT last night?

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Heh. :D I have weird dreams, but never about SG-1.. ;)