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[mrv3000]

You know what'd be good? An LJ intelligence test. You don't pass? Well, you get to go to "LiveJournal, Jr." Only this wouldn't be a fun version of LJ, oh no. Holy books would be re-written as LiveJournal, Jr. would now officially be considered a level of hell. No icons in this place of eternal damnation - you'd get colored dots. Of course, three hundred "exclusive" dot communities would spring up in the first month, only adding to the hell. I'm sorry, FFC393 just isn't a color that's creative enough. But feel free to try and apply again next month! Keep working on those colors! There would be no cuts, leaving you exposed to countless "1,000 favorite films of the 1980s" posts. Written in netspeak. And finally, every other post would either be Harry Potter porn with their 11-year-old selves, or posts on why Harry Potter porn with 11-year-olds is sick and wrong.

Forever and ever.

Amen.

Comments

[icepixie]

*loves you* There has to be a way this can be made a reality.

[littledivinity.livejournal.com]

Between finally getting a chance to see your version of the season nine credits, and this post, I think I might just love you.

There is that slight fear of not passing the intelligence test since I actually am, sadly, a member of an elitest icon comm. Not that I actually post there.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I feel a letter-writing campaign to TPTB coming on...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Between finally getting a chance to see your version of the season nine credits, and this post, I think I might just love you.

Now if only you were rich. And a man. Okay, I'll I need is rich.

There is that slight fear of not passing the intelligence test since I actually am, sadly, a member of an elitest icon comm. Not that I actually post there.

*narrows eyes*

You'd just better hope you score well on the math section...

Crap.

[atomicpagan.livejournal.com]

So, you *won't* beta my Harry Potter/Bonanza spanking fic? *pouts*

[littledivinity.livejournal.com]

Now if only you were rich. And a man. Okay, I'll I need is rich.

Man, I just fail at life, don't I?

You'd just better hope you score well on the math section...

Ahhh, my greatest fear realised, that I will be judged on solely on the basis of math scores.

*waves bye bye to LiveJournal, Sr.*

Re: Crap.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no. But don't worry - in Livejournal, Jr. no one uses betas.

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

You always come up with the good ideas, Michelle. Now HOW CAN WE GET THIS ENACTED?? :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I still say a letter-writing campaign to TPTB would be perfect! I started one earlier on my journal. I'll just add a P.S. ;)

[angst-angel.livejournal.com]

Bwah. :D

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

Do I even want to know what brought this on??

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh, someone had linked to a satilite (I can never spell that word) picture of a military base down here in SD. The architecture makes it look like a swastika. So *obviously* that means that the U.S. military is sending out a sign that they're really Nazis. We'll just forget that the base in question was built during WWI. That's I, not II. But, you know. Anything for a conspiracy...

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

Damn military Nazis. I knew it all along.