I'm hungry! Manservant, make me breakfast!

For the record, the BSG fandom pairing of Lee/Kara scares the hell out of me. Actually, if the show continues in the same style and tone, I can't picture myself shipping or slashing anyone.

But I'd be more than willing to start a cult following of a character (Boomer?) and claim that every second that Lee and Kara are in the same room together is an abomination against said character (maybe Adama?) because of the damage to the character's (how about Helo? wait. he's not on the ship.) relationship with Lee and/or Kara, and that TPTB have their heads up their asses in allowing Lee and Kara to even speak to each other when they could be speaking to the character (Gaius?).

I'm sorry, but I don't think I'd be able to cult Six. She *does* have the pretty and evil thing going for her (and she has good hair), but every time I see her I can't help thinking that Tricia Helfer and Jessica Simpson were separated at birth.

I'm hungry! Manservant, make me breakfast!

For the record, the BSG fandom pairing of Lee/Kara scares the hell out of me. Actually, if the show continues in the same style and tone, I can't picture myself shipping or slashing anyone.

But I'd be more than willing to start a cult following of a character (Boomer?) and claim that every second that Lee and Kara are in the same room together is an abomination against said character (maybe Adama?) because of the damage to the character's (how about Helo? wait. he's not on the ship.) relationship with Lee and/or Kara, and that TPTB have their heads up their asses in allowing Lee and Kara to even speak to each other when they could be speaking to the character (Gaius?).

I'm sorry, but I don't think I'd be able to cult Six. She *does* have the pretty and evil thing going for her (and she has good hair), but every time I see her I can't help thinking that Tricia Helfer and Jessica Simpson were separated at birth.

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Today I learned

1. woodface does not want to reproduce with me. :(
   
   
2. I still hate the TV network Lifetime. You know, the "Television for Women" that's into "Celebrating women every day." I'm not sure who these women are that watch this station, this station that seems to think that women spend their days either being a victim or going shopping. Sometimes both. Today's lineup (I kid you not):
   
   
   "A Mother's Justice" - A daughter is raped. The mother probably shops somewhere in there.
   
   "Against Their Will: Women in Prison" - Women prisoners who are undoubtedly raped by the guards. (Encore probably airing on Spike.)
   
   "Silencing Mary" - College co-ed is raped by a football star. May not include shopping, but will probably have cute clothes.
   
   "Murder at 75 Birch" - First break in the rape marathon as this is just a murder. Although there could be rape as the description doesn't really say how this person died. Anyway, I'm sure there's lots of shopping.
   
   "Fatal Reunion" - Old boyfriend turned stalker. The show/movie most likely to include both shopping *and* rape.
   
   "Strong Medicine" - Someone gets raped and the guy is acquitted.
   
   "Missing" - Human smugglers and a kidnapped daughter of a senator, which means a sex ring!
   
   Hey Lifetime! Quit saying you're "television for women!" In fact, please stop referring to women in general as it takes my gender's name in vain. What the hell is Lifetime smoking?

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Today I learned

1. woodface does not want to reproduce with me. :(
   
   
2. I still hate the TV network Lifetime. You know, the "Television for Women" that's into "Celebrating women every day." I'm not sure who these women are that watch this station, this station that seems to think that women spend their days either being a victim or going shopping. Sometimes both. Today's lineup (I kid you not):
   
   
   "A Mother's Justice" - A daughter is raped. The mother probably shops somewhere in there.
   
   "Against Their Will: Women in Prison" - Women prisoners who are undoubtedly raped by the guards. (Encore probably airing on Spike.)
   
   "Silencing Mary" - College co-ed is raped by a football star. May not include shopping, but will probably have cute clothes.
   
   "Murder at 75 Birch" - First break in the rape marathon as this is just a murder. Although there could be rape as the description doesn't really say how this person died. Anyway, I'm sure there's lots of shopping.
   
   "Fatal Reunion" - Old boyfriend turned stalker. The show/movie most likely to include both shopping *and* rape.
   
   "Strong Medicine" - Someone gets raped and the guy is acquitted.
   
   "Missing" - Human smugglers and a kidnapped daughter of a senator, which means a sex ring!
   
   Hey Lifetime! Quit saying you're "television for women!" In fact, please stop referring to women in general as it takes my gender's name in vain. What the hell is Lifetime smoking?