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Yes, this is me right now. Completely over the edge. And I was doing so good! Damn spoilers.
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And a million gopher fics are born.
Jack poked his head up out of the hole, his nose twitching. Holes, for the most part, sucked. But apparently that was the life of a gopher. They were dark, smelly, and had absolutely no cable. The real bitch about it was that while Carter had also been turned into a gopher, he couldn't quite tell her apart from any other gopher. He thought he spotted her once when he saw one of his fellow breed taking a special interest in an underground telephone wire. So he attempted to mate with the apparent scientifically-inclined ball of fur, only to discover that the object of his affections was not only not in the mood, but *he* seemed quite pissed at Jack. 'Daniel?' Jack tried to ask, but it only came out as squeekings. The possible Daniel gopher trotted off, leaving Jack's getting-some probability looking grim. "Squeak." Jack muttered.
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