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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2011-10-20 10:45 am

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Why do vampires throw around so much blood? Is it the equivalent of getting in a pie fight?

Also, what is it about the sun that makes them go all slug-on-salt?

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*BLINKS*

I never understood the cross thing tbh. I mean what if you were not Christian, would the cross still work? Like is it a mental block?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they use crosses in TVD?

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No but they did on Buffy! And that was created by an atheist! So confused D:

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Tradition maybe? European/American tradition, that is.
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[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Most universes imply that it hinges on the faith of the wielder, though in some it's the beliefs of the vampire.

The Buffyverse is unusual in being very literal about the vampire's human soul having been evicted and replaced by a demon spirit. The demon is reacting to the symbol itself (and IIRC there are examples of other symbols working, not just Christian ones) rather than to the beliefs of any particular individual. In a universe with eleventy-three types of magic and multiple dimensions, religion basically functions as just another flavor of magic, so it makes reasonable sense.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I really should just turn to you for all my vampire needs. :D
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[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
But your guesses are more fun! (Also, I never even finished S1 of TVD, so I can't help you there.)

However, yes, I have thought about pretty much all of these things WAY TOO MUCH. :-D

Incidentally, vampires burn up in sunlight because it looks cool on screen. ;-> I have yet to come across a single example from before 1922. It's really fun to troll the snobs with that one. ("Now go *read* Dracula and think about what you've done. I'd suggest you check out some documentation on the FOLKLORE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVED AND WERE AFRAID OF, which bears next to no resemblance what we see in literature or movies, but you might hurt yourself.")

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
BWAH!! You take down those vampire posers!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-10-20 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I assumed that the cross and holy water working assumes that Christian theology is accurate in that 'verse or whatever, so like there actually is a (Christian) God and vampires are actually somehow tied to evil or soulless and that is why crosses/holy water ~pain them.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
OH! Another question for you! Can vampires have kids?

[identity profile] fauxkaren.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No because their bodies are technically dead. Unless you are a guy vampire in the Twilight universe in which case, you can if you haven't ejaculated since you first turned and then have sex with a human woman. LOL. OH TWILIGHT.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/ 2011-10-20 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember that time her vampires also had a totally arbitrary number of chromosomes?


lol Twilight

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL IS THAT HOW IT WORKED

omg why D: Edward Cullen's life is the saddest.

[identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No but side-eyeing Caroline and Tyler for hybrid werepire spawn tbh.

[identity profile] frenchroast.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I read somewhere that it's not just a cross that works, it's any symbol of faith--but you have to actually believe it/in it for that to work. So a cross wouldn't help a buddhist or a jewish person, but say, a star of David wouldn't help a christian.

[identity profile] fauxkaren.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I once read a book where the reason the sun made them go all burny was because like ~nature rejects them~ or something.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm now picturing a bunny hopping up and saying FUUUUUUUUU!!!! Talk about nature rejecting them.

[identity profile] marble-rose.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Vampires are throwing blood? Literally? Like, scooping up big ol' handfuls and slinging them at each other? Wat?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe not throwing but there are promo pics with bloody fruit. What a waste!