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I think this episode's theme was Men Being Dicks. Richard trying to bribe Anna, Robert kissing the maid, that Major guy's dad with his grandson, Thomas and his shenanigans. Although Thomas wasn't so much dickish as...trying to get by.
And then there was Branson who can just fuck off and die already. He's astoundingly self-centered.
OMG. I have never been tempted to write hate fic before, but I'd love to write an Agatha Christie-style murder mystery where THE CHAUFFEUR IS DEAD. Who did it? Ah, the little grey cells have been taxed most seriously to discover the murderer. Was it the sister? Non! The father! Again, non! The murder was in fact...Branson! Yes, he exploded as the force of his inner douche became too great for one man. Come, Hastings! Let us be off now that this case is solved!
*ahem*
Were there other things I wanted to comment on? I can't remember. I really should save my Branson rants until I'm sure I've commented on everything.
And then there was Branson who can just fuck off and die already. He's astoundingly self-centered.
- Mary: Sybil, our parents really don't deserve this shit. You can still get married blah blah blah, just don't be such a weasel about it.
Branson: DON'T LISTEN TO HER. IF YOU DO, IT MEANS YOU LIKE YOUR FAMILY MORE THAN MEEEEEEEE.
OMG. I have never been tempted to write hate fic before, but I'd love to write an Agatha Christie-style murder mystery where THE CHAUFFEUR IS DEAD. Who did it? Ah, the little grey cells have been taxed most seriously to discover the murderer. Was it the sister? Non! The father! Again, non! The murder was in fact...Branson! Yes, he exploded as the force of his inner douche became too great for one man. Come, Hastings! Let us be off now that this case is solved!
*ahem*
Were there other things I wanted to comment on? I can't remember. I really should save my Branson rants until I'm sure I've commented on everything.