Mwah.

[mrv3000]

After talking to aj about Tony/Pepper spawn (where it was mutually agreed that it would be fairly amusing and brain damaging to see them raise a baby human), I now want to see the Avengers throw them a baby shower.

BECAUSE LOL.

There would never be so many inappropriate baby gifts ever. XD

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[taibhrigh.livejournal.com]

It's really a question of what each team member would get them and between Bruce and Steve to which would give them more practical gift. Although, maybe Coulson would win out on that.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Coulson would totally win that one! And it'd be something no one would have thought of, but yet something they could not live without. :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Pepper would be ALL OVER an iPad! :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD

Thor = first of the inappropriate gifts that would come with the explanation of "See, in Asgard..."

TOTALLY.

And for some reason I'm picturing Natasha doing the pointy object thing.

Natasha: Fuck if I know what babies like. *looks at Clint*

Clint: *shrugs*

Natasha: One of the knives from my collection seems...special.

Clint: *shrugs*

[aj.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, you know JARVIS would do an exhaustive, comparative search and have everything ordered and delivered before there was even a shower.

Thor'd totally ask his mother, because can you imagine him ever even considering what to gift a baby? "It seems too small for armor or weaponry. Mayhap something the child can grow into? Though, the man of iron does seem to take great joy in creating his own armor. Jane, what would be an appropriate gift for Lady Pepper's new child?"
"Uh... blanket? Or nipples?"
"...does she not have those?"
"Wait. I meant for baby bottles."
"..."
"Can't you just get your parents to agree to reign down hell if the kid's injured or something?"
"That does seem slightly less terrifying than learning Midgardian childcare vocabulary and concepts. I shall speak to Mother this evening."

*pats him*

Though, Clint and Natasha's confused faces at the idea of having to attend a baby shower? *thumbs up*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!!!!!! Worse yet would be if he couldn't find his mother right away, but instead ran into his friends. The results would be terrifying. XD

Clint and Natasha would be sulking in a corner the entire time, I'm sure.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

HAH HAH HAH. :-) Oh, yes. Although I'm really, really, really trying hard to even imagine the chaos that a Tony/Pepper spawn would create.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

This totally is my favorite head canon for their spawn. :D

http://bitchwhoyoukiddin.tumblr.com/post/28916704807/mydoctortennant-next-time-tony-for

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Yep. That seems about right. Hah hah! And when they grew up, they'd be totally and terrifyingly competent, too.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

They pretty much could and would take over the world. XD