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NOT BELLE. NO. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENES WHEN TWO DOUCHES GET TOO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER. BUT WILL SHE STILL GET TO RUN THE LIBRARY? THIS IS WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO ME. SHE MAY HAVE LOST HER MEMORY, BUT SHE'LL STILL REMEMBER BOOKS, RIGHT? RUMPEL CAN HAVE HIS MANPAIN AS LONG AS BELLE CAN HAVE HER BOOKS.
I know fandom seems to luuuurve Hook, but he's starting to bug the crap out of me. It's not even the murdering/badness. It's the ridiculous smolder he tries to do with every female he runs across. It's like getting a whif of too-strong collogne. "GAK. SERIOUSLY, DUDE. TOO MUCH." (A reason I'm glad we're seeing less of Rumpel in makeup these days. I much prefer the understated evil of his human form.) Fandom, would you still be justifying Hook's actions if he looked like Vincent Schiavelli? I'M JUST SAYING.
There was too little of Charming family bonding. Like, do something together that doesn't involve certain death! There must be an ironic storybook-themed mini-golf in Storybrooke. But it was kind of interesting that Charming and Snow are not on the same page as far as staying or going back.
Speaking of which, it seemed like it was mainly guys who were all "LET'S GO HOME" while the women were all "HELL NO, HEALTH CARE AND LESS DEATH IN CHILDBIRTH AND STUFF." (Ok, maybe health care/childbirth wasn't mentioned and I just mentally inserted it.) Except for Red, and I suppose you can't blame her since she'd be most likely to be shot by an outsider.

So to sum up, MORE CHARMING MINI-GOLF.