Didn't get much sleep last night.

[mrv3000]

I had a dream last night that we discovered that Lost's giraffeabear was...a ham sandwich. elismor and I then debated the significance of the ham sandwich. We took opposite viewpoints, however I can't remember what those opinions were.

The scary thing? I seemed very pleased with the ham sandwich revelation.

ETA: Like Lyta, I may need a ham sandwich for lunch.

Comments

[elismor.livejournal.com]

Was there cheese on the sandwich?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. Maybe that's what we were debating. I would be anti-cheese, of course.

[elismor.livejournal.com]

See, and I would be all. about. the. cheese.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Perhaps this means all you need to defeat the giraffebear is mustard? Or mayo? Maybe you need to smear it on your body? Or would that get you eaten?

I must ponder. *eats a ham sandwich for lunch*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Cheese or no, I'm surprised that ham sandwiches are that vicious.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Perhaps this means all you need to defeat the giraffebear is mustard? Or mayo? Maybe you need to smear it on your body? Or would that get you eaten?

Hmmm. I'd be in the mayo camp. And I'd bet there'd just be lots of licking.

I must ponder. *eats a ham sandwich for lunch*

HA!

[elismor.livejournal.com]

It depends, I suppose, on how long the sandwich had been trapped on the island.

I once left a salami sandwich in my car over a weekend and, on Monday, it met me at the door demanding its rights in accordance with the Geneva Convention...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. Salami will do that.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

And I'd bet there'd just be lots of licking.

*scoots a short distance away*

There is *always* lots of licking where you are concerned, my dear. We've *all* noticed the licking. I'm not sure this is a valid answer as it would not represent a change from the norm.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*

[sparky-girl82.livejournal.com]

curse you and your ham sandwich dreams!....now I must eat one too! LOL

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HA!

Well, my ham turned out to be in my salad from the salad bar. :D

[elaminen.livejournal.com]

Lyta's got a point.. what is it with the licking?

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

You expect it of salami. But not ham. Ham is naturally so mild-mannered and all. Not temperamental like salami.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

No! Ham should never be desecrated with mayo! It's mustard or nothing.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Well, how else do you know what someone tastes like?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I do like ham with honey mustard.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Elis figured it out! It went something like:

1. The giraffeabear is a giant boar.

2. Boars are like pigs.

3. Therefore, it is ham.

There was something else about Locke hunting the boars in there, but I don't remember.

[elaminen.livejournal.com]

That's an amazingly rational answer, and I understand completely now :P

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

There you go. I knew we could get along!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

makes perfect sense to me!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Elis is smrt.