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[mrv3000]

I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.
I will ignore the paradox and accept the internal narrative logic.

Comments

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

If you don't, you're going to hurt yourself. :)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Is that a toe over there?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

WAH! My mind is still rebelling against the whole concept. But yet I loved it because of The Funny. WAH! Mid-fandom crisis!

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

*pats you on the head* So cute.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Go watch some Star Trek time travel. It will numb you to the pain.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. That's what I need. Shatner making whale noises.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

Oh! That's the only Star Trek movie I like... Whales!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HA! :D

That's about all I remember about it. That and "nuclear wessals"...and some blond chick.

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

She's the mom on Seventh Heaven!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh right! I should have recognized her annoyance! Oh! And the dad was in the first Star Trek movie! (Not that I've watched more than a single episode of Seventh Heaven.)

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

Accept the logic. Be the logic. LIKE the logic.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OMMMMMMMMMM.

Hee.

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

Or you can do what I do. I subscribe to a sort of Unrealized Reality/Alternate Universe theory. Every time they go back in time, they join up with a parallel UR/AU instead of the same time line. It's more of jumping tracks/time line trees than simply going back and hurting our brains.

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Meep! So how did the video jump the track and end up in the other reality? *SOBS*

(I need to let it go. I really do. *g*)

Re: Hee.

[terehwhope.livejournal.com]

how does the video even exist if they changed the timeline to that drastic that Sam and Daniel are geeks extraordinaire and the Egyptian stargate doesn't even exist on Earth. Shouldn't they just have gone *POOF!* when they buggered up the future???

Or is that the paradox to which you refer?

And I haven't even seen the episode yet.

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

YES! EXACTLY!

And since they went poof, then they couldn't have screwed up the timeline to begin with, which would make them go back to the beginning...

*curls into a ball*

Re: Hee.

[terehwhope.livejournal.com]

Hey, I wrote sap about what couldn't have happened and what I haven't yet seen. It's in my lj a post back. If you have to curl into a ball, at least mushy S/J sap can keep you company.

That was my theory early this morning anyway.

It was either that or ponder the absence of all modern conveniences.

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Awwwww. Too bad it doesn't exist. *pats paradox*

And mushy S/J is a great way to keep you company. ;)

Re: Hee.

[terehwhope.livejournal.com]

OOh, that's right. It doesn't exist! I can write mushy smut!!! ;) The reset's going to be hit anyway, right?

::runs to word processor::

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yup!

Re: Hee.

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

Same way the note from 2010 made it back in time, despite the fact that it having gone back in time meant that the future that it came from never happened.

In other words: Don't think about it. Look at how adorable and dorky they are! Be grateful for the Humongous Fanficcy Gift of SG-1 stranded in Ancient Egypt! Imagine exactly how cranky Jack got after a couple of months of Ancient Egypt! C'mon, it'll be fun.

Re: Hee.

[terehwhope.livejournal.com]

Jack cranky after a couple of months? Heck, Sam! I know how cranky I'd be after running out of certain personal hygiene products! Cannot imagine living w/o.

And, in my whacked-out sleep-deprived brain last night when I was writing dialogue when I should have been sleeping at 2 a.m., I had Sam snapping at Jack, "Don't even THINK about touching me because I don't want to risk pregnancy because I am SOOOO not going to deliver a kid without an epidural."

To which Daniel, who had been in hearing range evidently, stated that women had been delivering babies without epidurals for thousands of years--surely it couldn't be that hard.

I know, he's not all that smart sometimes, especially when faced with a hormonal, time-misplaced woman. You so didn't want to see her reaction to that comment.

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I can see Jack demanding his own tent. And Teal'c needing a lot of "alone time." :D

Re: Hee.

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

*snort* Well, so long as he didn't offer to handle the delivery based on his two previous experiences...

Re: Hee.

[terehwhope.livejournal.com]

I think that was where his momentary lapse of smartitude occured. He *knew* not to go down the "I've caught two, and it wasn't that bad" lane.

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Same way the note from 2010 made it back in time, despite the fact that it having gone back in time meant that the future that it came from never happened.

Yeah. *sigh*

In other words: Don't think about it. Look at how adorable and dorky they are! Be grateful for the Humongous Fanficcy Gift of SG-1 stranded in Ancient Egypt! Imagine exactly how cranky Jack got after a couple of months of Ancient Egypt! C'mon, it'll be fun.

I know I know! *smacks self* And I really do think it's one of the funniest SG-1 episodes made. I have to let it go. Maybe after some therapy.

Re: Hee.

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

So, tell me about your mother.

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.

Pretty standard really.

Re: Hee.

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

Please, please, tell me you did that from memory.

Re: Hee.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I *may* have had a little help...

[pixiesio.livejournal.com]

There's logic?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Apparently there's internal narrative logic that I must accept. Other than that, no. No there's not.

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me: "There is no logic. There is only squeee. There is no logic. There is only squeee."

No, it doesn't make sense, and it hurts your brain. Squeee is healthier, tastes great, and is less filling.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me: "There is no logic. There is only squeee. There is no logic. There is only squeee."

There is no spoon.

Wait.

No, it doesn't make sense, and it hurts your brain. Squeee is healthier, tastes great, and is less filling.

Today I was fine even! But then *certain* people wanted to discuss the self contained logic and my mind went BOOM.

[nel-ani.livejournal.com]

This was simply an AU wherein paradoxes aren't paradoxes. Duh.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

If only it were a simple AU. If only... ;)

[nel-ani.livejournal.com]

Shhh. Get with the program now.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yes ma'am!