Classic Who...sorta

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Ah, so it's "Gallifray" and not "Gallifree." Screw that. I still say "dayleck" because of the accent. As in, "I would like a plushie dayleck, please!"

WOO! Synthesizer theme music! *bops*

This must be Seven. The Doctor *really* has a thing for old crap. Record player here. Betamax tapes later. I'm starting to think he spends days just rummaging through people's cans on trash day. Also, that's a fucking lot of clocks.

TARDIS: The Ostentatious Years

Oy. Reading "The Time Machine" and the record player skips on "time." You can't even really call that symbolism. That's...obviousism or something.

SWIRLING VORTEX OF TEA! Screw the Master in the box! THE TEA EXPLODED! The Doctor: "Hmm. Exploding tea. Doesn't usually happen on Tuesdays."

Wow, the TARDIS was much more polite back in the day.

Dude. Seriously. That is an AMAZING amount of candles surrounding the remains of the Doctor's "nemesis." I'm smelling UST.

Extraneous closeup of a fish. Symbolic, perhaps, of the way time can smell? Or swim? Swimming in the time stream! Yes!

Ah. Gangs with automatics. Typical. Of movies about gangs with automatics.

See, now THIS is why you need to check the monitor before exiting the TARDIS. Blah blah blah, more fun not knowing what's out there. Until you get a bullet in the chest. That's not living on the edge, that's just poor planning!

*does nails during hospital/Master-slithering scenes*

Oh no. Nononono. Crying-at-opera woman dramatically runs through hospital wearing poofy prom dress. This does not bode well.

Bwahahaha! Okay, I'm *slightly* questioning whoever they had as medical supervisor on this movie. But, you know, it seems the Doctor has always been somewhat of a cracked-out squirrel.

Aaaand more running through the hospital in the prom dress.

Yup. The Master is a perv. But sadly, has wound up in the bedroom of a couple that hasn't had sex in 10 years.

OMG! THE MASTER IS A GOA'ULD! WHICH MEANS THAT TIME LORDS ARE GOA'ULDS! OMG! *FLAILS*

Yeah, the Frankenstein cut ins with the regeneration? Doesn't work. They just wanted to use the "it's alive!" line probably because they thought it'd be neat. Also, the Doctor kinda looks like Jesus.

Oh, of course there's a creepy, deserted part of the hospital filled with water coming through the windows. Because that's what you want in something attached to a hospital - mold. Can you say "lawsuit?" And in the middle of the rampant mold spores, the Doctor decides to have a little cry. Probably knowing he'll be dealing with farting aliens soon. Or...the Time War. Yeah. Time War, not farting aliens, made him cry.

Or amnesia.

Okay, stroked out for a minute during the Doctor/Master flashing. Dude, they were *so* going for the UST thing there.

Eight's got a bit of the melodrama thing going, doesn't he?

Okay, 25 minutes in and I just can't watch any more right now. Brain's melting.