Captain's journal. Stardate, uh... February 13th...point two.

[mrv3000]

You know those posts you start and then change your mind about posting? For those of you interested, basically it boiled down to the fact that I have lettuce/sandwich issues.

ETA: I have just eaten chocolate dog lips.

ETA2: What's the etymology of "lettuce?" It's starting to look weird. And French.

Comments

[solielle.livejournal.com]

Lettuce on sandwiches is not good. If the sandwich is hot, the lettuce gets wilted and disgusting If it's cold, then it pulls all the other topping out of the sandwich right when your teeth sink into it. And if it's from Subway, the lettuce comprises fifty percent of your sandwich, which is just wrong.

I suppose lettuce would be at home at tiny sandwiches made of white bread, with the crust cut off and cut into four cut little triangles, but only as a sad substitute for, say watercress. Poor lettuce. It is much better suited for salads, and sometimes a delicious rice wrap.


....Apparently I have lettuce/sandwich issues, too.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Lettuce on sandwiches is not good. If the sandwich is hot, the lettuce gets wilted and disgusting If it's cold, then it pulls all the other topping out of the sandwich right when your teeth sink into it. And if it's from Subway, the lettuce comprises fifty percent of your sandwich, which is just wrong.

Yes, yes and YES.

I suppose lettuce would be at home at tiny sandwiches made of white bread, with the crust cut off and cut into four cut little triangles, but only as a sad substitute for, say watercress. Poor lettuce.

Lettuce shouldn't even try.

It is much better suited for salads, and sometimes a delicious rice wrap.

Lettuce is good as a wrap with stuff like chicken in it.

....Apparently I have lettuce/sandwich issues, too.

As well you should.