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Dinner!Crack
I've become sort of really amused at this dinner party idea. If you've read some of my S3 spoiler posts, you'll know what I'm talking about. No there are no actual dinner parties in S3 - this is just the result of the insanity that is Finale Week.
A few lines. And not even crack!fic, as it's that lazy transcript style.
Doctor: Ooh, this is just so many levels of wrong.
Rose: Rethinking the bottle of Cold Duck?
Doctor: Oh, ha ha.
Rose: 'Don't let me back out of this, Rose,' you said. 'I need to bond with the only other Time Lord in existence,' you said.
Doctor: You know, there was a time when he actually twirled a mustache. He had a mustache and he twirled it. Couple of faces had mustaches. It was like a...thing, or something. If he so much as looks at you funny...
Rose: I know, I know. Knee him in the balls. You've told me about six times.
Doctor: Quite right! And, you know, feel free if the general urge strikes as well.
Rose: Yeah, because that's normally what I do when meeting someone for the first time. What's Lucy like?
Doctor: Psychotic. Take Casandra and add a dash of your mother.
Rose: I can take her.
Doctor: Oh, here's a thought - you might wind up with your very own archenemy! And think of the time-saver it would be to have both our archenemies in one place! Probably. I suppose they don't go everywhere together. Do they? Probably not.
Rose: So you've got an archenemy called 'the Master' and I get one called...'Lucy.'
Doctor: Problem?
Rose: No. I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
A few lines. And not even crack!fic, as it's that lazy transcript style.
Doctor: Ooh, this is just so many levels of wrong.
Rose: Rethinking the bottle of Cold Duck?
Doctor: Oh, ha ha.
Rose: 'Don't let me back out of this, Rose,' you said. 'I need to bond with the only other Time Lord in existence,' you said.
Doctor: You know, there was a time when he actually twirled a mustache. He had a mustache and he twirled it. Couple of faces had mustaches. It was like a...thing, or something. If he so much as looks at you funny...
Rose: I know, I know. Knee him in the balls. You've told me about six times.
Doctor: Quite right! And, you know, feel free if the general urge strikes as well.
Rose: Yeah, because that's normally what I do when meeting someone for the first time. What's Lucy like?
Doctor: Psychotic. Take Casandra and add a dash of your mother.
Rose: I can take her.
Doctor: Oh, here's a thought - you might wind up with your very own archenemy! And think of the time-saver it would be to have both our archenemies in one place! Probably. I suppose they don't go everywhere together. Do they? Probably not.
Rose: So you've got an archenemy called 'the Master' and I get one called...'Lucy.'
Doctor: Problem?
Rose: No. I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
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Doctor: Problem?
Rose: No. I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
*DIES*
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I like that he thinks of the convience of it all. He's such a foward thinker.
(Can we please be having the other side of this? The Saxons at home preparing the Best Dinner Part Ever?)
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Master: Luuucy, where's my cape?
Lucy: What's that dear? *files nails*
Master: Damn, I wish I still had a mustache.
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Rose: I know, I know. Knee him in the balls. You've told me about six times.
Ahahaha!
*loves*
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"Rose, look at me. If you've ever trusted me, then listen to me now. Knee the Master in the balls."
:D
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Doctor: Oh, here's a thought - you might wind up with your very own archenemy! And think of the time-saver it would be to have both our archenemies in one place!
HA! What a dork. :D
I like your crack!fic in transcript style. It makes me giggle.
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Seems forever ago, doesn't it?
HA! What a dork. :D
When all is said and done, the Doctor is, and always has been, a nerd.
I like your crack!fic in transcript style. It makes me giggle.
:D
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Doctor: Psychotic. Take Casandra and add a dash of your mother.
*cracks up* That did it for me.
MADE. OF. WIN. XD
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crackfunny. :D As in, she's wacky!Who love like you and I adore it.no subject
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And yet, it feels so right. :-)
(I swear, I could hear them in my head. Brilliant.)
How am I going to make it to Saturday? How, how, how? I wasn’t on pins and needles like this last year. (Sunk into a pit of despair, yes. On pins and needles, no.) I can’t believe it’s still only Monday.
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(I swear, I could hear them in my head. Brilliant.)
Hee! :D
How am I going to make it to Saturday? How, how, how? I wasn’t on pins and needles like this last year. (Sunk into a pit of despair, yes. On pins and needles, no.) I can’t believe it’s still only Monday.
I think I was on pins and needles. No, I know I was. Certain people on LJ were about ready to sedate me. :D
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I would so love for there to be a Doctor Who
movieepisode that featured The Doctor and Rose vs The Master and Lucy. It probably won't happen but it would be fantastic! At least in my opinion...Thanks for this!! :D
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I just want this so much, you have no idea. :D
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worldfandom.If this is what happens when Martha is too busy running for her life to blog, I'm all for it.no subject
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I imagine Rose and Lucy would meet and in seconds be laughing about their partners idiosyncrasies.
and the entire dinner party would devolve into a bragging match about whose screwdriver is bigger with Rose and Lucy drinking wine and laughing at them the entire time.
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And it *totally* would! *points downwards*
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I can just see this in an oddly domestic setting with them standing on the doorstep having one final argument/discussion :D
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MORE!!! :D
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Well, I'm sorta hoping others will fill in parts as well. :D
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(!!!)
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TM: Soooo Doctor, would you like the seafood appetizer? It's calamari?
TD: What, from around here?
Rose: What sort of calamari? That one sucker takes up half the table!
TM: Oh, it's just a bit of Krull that I went back to pick up from somewhere.
TD: *dreamily* Ah, Krull. Those were the days. Now there was a big octopus! You should have seen it Rose, bigger than half of London!
Rose: It was not!
TM: *nonchalantly* It was smaller than one I enslaved on Metabelis 5.
TD: Was not!
TM: Was too!
TD: There aren't any giant octpui on Metabelis 5. Metabelis 5 doesn't even exist!
TM: Does too!
TD: Does not!
Rose: *sighs*
Lucy: Do they always get like this?
TM: Does too!
TD: Does not!
Rose: All the Time Lords I've met seem to have rather a childish streak. *turns* Oh, put those down!
TM: *brandishes Laser Screwdriver*
TD: *brandishes Sonic Screwdriver*
TM: Mine is LASER! Mwuhahahahahahahaha!"
TD: Mine is SUPER SONIC! Beat that you moustache twirling git!
TM: *is stunned*
Rose & Lucy: Uh oh!
TM: *fires laser screwdriver*
TD: *fires super sonic screwdriver*
*bits of calamari get splattered all over the room*
TD: You know, this has a weird sense of deja vu about it ...
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