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[mrv3000]

Man, I am all about the silly today, which means that manticoran should NEVER announce she's going to be without LJ access as all I want to do is play in her journal, which usually takes the form of Jack turning out to be the Doctor and Rose's son. Because she HATES that. And because I am 5.

And in that vein...

ETA: S3 spoilers in the comments.




Doctor: Sit down, Jack. We need to have a talk. *puts socks on his hands*

Jack: Um, what are you doing?

Doctor: So when a man loves a woman, or a woman loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a person loves an inanimate object VERY much... *bounces one socked hand closer to the other*

Jack: The sex talk? SERIOUSLY? You do realize I had sex for the 94,586th time last night, right?

Doctor: Oh. Right! Sure. I was just hoping...well, this is the way my dad told me about it. And, you know.

Jack: Awww. Okay, let's see some sock sex!!

*two minutes later*

Doctor: ...then just lie back and think of Gallifrey.

Jack: Wow. Actually, this might explain some things.

Comments

[jedi_of_urth]

How about Jack giving the Doctor the sex talk?

Oh man, that would be hysterical. I'd totally read anything on the subject I'm sure.

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

I'm so thinking about writing a crack!fic on it . . . if only to pass the time till Harry Potter is out and everyone's read it, so they can come back to LJ.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

That could be extremely hysterical... :D

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

Read it and weep!

Although hopefully from laughing. [has never written crack!fic before . . . at least not on purpose.]

[jedi_of_urth]

Want to read...need friending to read...

Adds as friend and hopes that's okay.

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

[grin] Added! I just hope it's worth it. :-)

*makes puppy dog eyes*

[shaela]

Would you mind adding me too? :-)

Re: *makes puppy dog eyes*

[dettiot.livejournal.com]

Actually, I unlocked it after goldy_dollar recced it, because I have no shame. So you can hit the link and go to town!

Re: *makes puppy dog eyes*

[shaela]

Hurrah!