"Look, I'm sure we're all a little unclear on how anyone gets pregnant."

[mrv3000]

I started typing up a tl;dr essay on the origins of the Doctor. And I started boring myself. Seriously, this was on the next level of tl;dr - tfl;dfr. However, I'm saving it in order to foist it on you all the next time I'm in a bitchy mood. In the meantime...

[Poll #1061138]

Comments

[joyfulfeather.livejournal.com]

You always have the best crack.

[sparky-girl82.livejournal.com]

I love it...I have never even watched DW, yet all these posts amuse me so!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

:D

As the new saying goes, "that's so cracktastic it's practically canon!"

[honorh.livejournal.com]

The Doctor *is* the Other. Yeah!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Bwah!!

[selenityshiroi.livejournal.com]

I've made my own story by picking about four from that list. Unfortunatly, that would be about as much skill as any storytelling I would be doing would involve!

[ginamak.livejournal.com]

Dude, just look at those Time Lordy Outfits. There were whips and dungeons and sex swings, you know it. Pervs, the lot of them.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*reads wiki on the Other*

*gets dizzy*

No no no!

[pro-hominum.livejournal.com]

The doctor is Jebus remember!

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Dude--time wraps around on itself, and all Time Lords are descended from Jack! Which makes all the sex he had with Nine and Rose kinda pervy, but that's Jack for ya.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh.

You totally could come up with so many different stories, just trying to work in different things, couldn't you? :D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*smacks head*

I totally forgot about the outfits! That needs to be factored into the Essay of Long.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

JACK! Yes! It all makes sense now!

Re: No no no!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Oh man! I need a very big eraser when it comes to personal canon in Who.

[ginamak.livejournal.com]

Pshaw. For Jack, that's vanilla sex.

[ginamak.livejournal.com]

Try though I might, I can never forget the outfits. How do they manage to avoid putting out eyes left and right, that's what I want to know. Gallifreyan elevators must be extraordinarily dangerous places.

[sparky-girl82.livejournal.com]

i have this odd feeling you're gonna end up getting me hooked on this show by your posts alone!

Re: No no no!

[pro-hominum.livejournal.com]

or a very big flow chart!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

VERY dangerous. And forget about bicycles - not only might you wing a light pole, but the robes get caught up... It's a mess.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*wiggles eyebrows*

Re: No no no!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

The Flow Chart of Rassilon!

(Why do "of Rassilon" jokes never get tired to me? Why?)

[ginamak.livejournal.com]

And if a strong gust of wind should come along, well...it's best not to think about it.

Re: No no no!

[pro-hominum.livejournal.com]

Because it can be levered into anything as a convenient plot device?

Martha: I've found a button. Is it yours?

10: *gasp* that's the button of Rassilon! It can open interdimensional portals to other universes

Martha: ookaay!

10: Anyway Mary, lovely having you along. Really. Great. Cheers for helping me save the world from my old enemy and everything but eh..*checks watch* got a date with a perfect Rose.

Martha: ....it's a button!

10: of Rassilon! Love to your mum. Allons-e

Re: No no no!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Re: No no no!

[pro-hominum.livejournal.com]

It's ok. I can bring you back from the dead with this twig of Rassilon I've just discovered in the garden!