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Daniel: As first contact, I offer you my hand in peace.
Furling: *halting speech* I thank you.
Daniel: And now in your own tongue, narf narfing narf narfed.
Furling: In our custom, it is rude to point out the zipper.
Sam: *plots to take every last bit of technology once the Furlings go for their food pellets*
Sam: Daniel? Teal'c? Sir? Oh, CRAP. FELGER??
The Daniel Special: two parts espresso, two parts vodka.
Aeryn: Why are we here again, John?
John: Hiding from space worms, remember?
Daniel: So...butter?
Jack: Huh?
Me: OMFFFFFFG.
Jack: I, Jack O'Neill, promise not to do any more aliens, unless of course I'm drugged, drunk or eat cake. But if I'm stuck on a planet for more than three months, all bets are off. My yo-yo is now your yo-yo, but I can't be held responsible if someone just goes ahead and grabs it.
*PETS*
splash_the_cat:Daniel: As first contact, I offer you my hand in peace.
Furling: *halting speech* I thank you.
Daniel: And now in your own tongue, narf narfing narf narfed.
Furling: In our custom, it is rude to point out the zipper.
Sam: *plots to take every last bit of technology once the Furlings go for their food pellets*
Sam: Daniel? Teal'c? Sir? Oh, CRAP. FELGER??
The Daniel Special: two parts espresso, two parts vodka.
Aeryn: Why are we here again, John?
John: Hiding from space worms, remember?
Daniel: So...butter?
Jack: Huh?
Me: OMFFFFFFG.
Jack: I, Jack O'Neill, promise not to do any more aliens, unless of course I'm drugged, drunk or eat cake. But if I'm stuck on a planet for more than three months, all bets are off. My yo-yo is now your yo-yo, but I can't be held responsible if someone just goes ahead and grabs it.
*PETS*
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Also, the Daniel Special apparently also includes 2 parts Rogaine.
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Maybe he just forgot to wax this week.
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..wait, is that guy wearing a lion costume? Hmm.
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It's like I'm having an affair, isn't it?
..wait, is that guy wearing a lion costume? Hmm.
It's...a long story.
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It totally is! And having never seen an episode of Stargate in my life, I can say with complete authority that I *totally* equate it with that cheap, yet fun date that you can take back to a motel and not feel guilty about running off on in the morning. MUHA.
narf narfing narf narfed
Can I *please* use these vows at my own wedding?
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NARFITY-NARF-NARF!
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No, no, no. See, if I had used the gerund "narfing" with the subjunctive future tense "narfity narf narf narf", that would have been another thing entirely.
Sorry for the confusion!
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DARK AND STORMY FTW!!!!!!!
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Only for you!
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*smooch*
I'd draw you a fannish glee map, but I have the feeling it'd be basically, "Bitter Fans! Avoid!"
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*sporfle!*
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(Anonymous) 2007-09-28 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)no subject
the wedding vows are funny, though if i were sam i'd say ok "ok, three months but after i come and rescue you in 3months and a day , im also kicking your mistress' ass"
daniel the cowardly lion!
and furlings!!
and john/aeryn/cameron/vala
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