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Did someone mention ducks?
Robin and Marian hold their weekly conversation early in this episode. You know, the one that always goes something like this:
Robin: You are a girl!!!
Marian: Figured that out on your own, did you?
Robin: You must go and hide yourself in the wee little hole I dug in the forest, and stay there until King Richard returns in a few years. And while you wait, maybe you could wash a few socks and throw some meat on the fire?
Marian: SCREW YOU!
Hey, look! It's that guy from the Pride & Prejudice mini and Rome! *plays British actor bingo*
Are we supposed to know who Matilda is? Anyone? No?
MATILDA IS JOSIE LAWRENCE!!
MATILDA IS SNARKY LOVE!!!
"What also floats in water?"
"Bread!"
"Apples!"
"Very small rocks!"
"Cider!"
"Great gravy!"
"Cherries!"
"Mud!"
"Churches -- churches!"
"Lead -- lead!"
"A duck."
"Oooh."
"Exactly! So, logically..."
"If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood."
"And therefore--?"
"A witch!"
Awwww. Bye, Allen. For now. I'm sure he'll eventually be back in Robin's camp. I do have to give the writers credit for not having an insta-fix to it, which honestly I kinda expected from them.
So when can we see the return of Matilda? Or...Matilda spinoff!! I would watch the Matilda show.