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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2008-06-11 10:16 am
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So the BBC has a section on their website of FAQs about the Doctor. I couldn't resist some Doctor and Donna babble about it. I've taken out 2 FAQs that are slight spoilers for upcoming S4 eps, however I have referenced Forrest of the Dead in here.



The Doctor is the last of the Time Lords. We've no details of any other survivors, including Susan, The Rani, Romana or Chancellor Flavia. Please don't email us about this.
    Donna: [snorts] Even I know that! It's not like I haven't heard it a million times. Turn up for breakfast and it's all "Morning. Time for some coffee for the last of the Time Lords." At which point you seem to assume that this means I'm making you coffee out of pity or something.

    Doctor: That's never worked, has it?

    Donna: Never will, either.


Don't count him [the Master] out - despite refusing to regenerate at the end of Last Of The Time Lords, he's come back from worse scrapes. However at this time there are no current plans for his return.
    Doctor: [rubs eyes] If the Master's coming back, please don't let him spit acid and hang out in bedrooms of couples who haven't had sex in ten years.

    Donna: What?

    Doctor: What?


That's a story [the Time War] which hasn't yet been revealed.
    Donna: So how 'bout it? Up for some revealing?

    Doctor: Rocks fall, everyone dies.

    Donna: A bit anti-climatic. You'd think there'd be some stories from a war.

    Doctor: THERE WASN'T A WAR, OKAY? I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ON THE DESTRUCTION BUTTON OF RASSILON. YOU HAPPY NOW?

    Donna: Whoa.

Now that his people are gone, who knows [how many lives the Doctor has]? Time Lords used to have 13 lives.
    Donna: A bit like a cat, only not.

    Doctor: Don't tell anyone, but I'm really Fourteen. There was this incident with some bunnies and a few regenerations that I'd rather not talk about.

On Doctor Who, most characters can be revived for the show. If anything is going to be returning / revived we will inform you on the website as soon as it's been officially announced.
    Doctor: Seriously? [sets up to receive alerts from the site]

    Donna: What about spoilers?

    Doctor: Staying unspoiled or having your guts ripped out by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?

    Donna: Screw being unspoiled.

According to Russell T Davies, it's up to the viewer to decide if Jack really is the Face Of Boe. If he is, the Doctor never said Jack would live forever. Details of his pregnancy aren't known, but being a 51st century guy, I'm sure it's possible at some point in the future.
    Doctor: [immediately decides that Jack isn't the Face of Boe due to the silly]

    Donna: [is confused]

What the Doctor says [to Rose in Doomsday] is purposely omitted. This is to allow the audience to make their own mind up.
    Donna: So? What was it?

    Doctor: I was going to tell her she left her shirt in the console room.

    Donna: Really? Well that's lame. I thought it'd be something important! Something like telling her your real name!

    Doctor: Don't be ridiculous. There's only one reason I would tell anyone my real name, and Rose wasn't wearing a sheep costume.

You see extra areas of the TARDIS in certain episodes. The exact size or number of rooms is unknown, but we would imagine that there are quite a few.
    Doctor: Actually there's only one room. The TARDIS simply applies a new desktop theme as needed.

    Donna: So...you mean to tell me I've been going to the bathroom in here?

    Doctor: [sighs] My life is a long string of having to close my eyes and cover my ears...

He can't [go back to save his people], as this would go against his rules of time travel. As the destruction of Gallifrey has happened, it is now a fixed point in time. If he was to change its future the effects on the universe could be catastrophic.
    Donna: But aren't all points in time fixed?

    Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

    Donna: So why in the world are certain points--

    Doctor: Laws of Time.

    Donna: But others are--

    Doctor: LAWS OF TIME.

Yes [the Doctor is half-human], on his mum's side. It was established in the Doctor Who TV Movie; however purists tend to disregard this.
    Donna: Purists?

    Doctor: Those LINDA types. The whole things is disinformation meant to distract people from finding out Mum was really a goldfish.

    Donna: I can see it.

[identity profile] larissa-j.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

*snort* SO TRUE

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It must be karmic payback for mocking Adam. ;)

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Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

I think I may have hurt something I snorted so hard at this.

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[identity profile] swankkat.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Donna: So why in the world are certain points--

Doctor: Laws of Time.

Donna: But others are--

Doctor: LAWS OF TIME.


and

Doctor: Those LINDA types. The whole things is disinformation meant to distract people from finding out Mum was really a goldfish.

*SPORFLES HER WATER*

Well, at least Rusty's team cleared a few things up and made them canon. I'm sure plenty of people will be rolling their eyes though.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'm not really surprised by anything on there, but I'd imagine some people's heads are mildly exploding over the insistence of canon half-human.

[identity profile] avoria.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, you are made of love and win.

These FAQs put a huge smile on my face. I always knew he was half-human ;)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
:D Thanks!

[identity profile] tsukara.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I...have never read the FAQ on the site.

It sounds freakin' hilarious. Though your commentary adds an extra dash of hilarity.

*scampers off to read*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I just couldn't resist making a few comments on them. :D

[identity profile] ivydoor.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Donna: So why in the world are certain points--

Doctor: Laws of Time.

Donna: But others are--

Doctor: LAWS OF TIME.


*cracks up* That one is right up there with "I'll explain later."

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
TOTALLY. :D

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor: I was going to tell her she left her shirt in the console room.

I'm sure RTD has said in an interview that he was going to tell her he still owed her ten quid!

And I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they just outright say "yes, he is half human". TAKE THAT, PURISTS.

Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

XD

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure RTD has said in an interview that he was going to tell her he still owed her ten quid!

*nods*

And I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they just outright say "yes, he is half human". TAKE THAT, PURISTS.

*SNORTS*

(You know, that's one bit of possible canon that I really have no strong opinion on one way or another.)

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[identity profile] dreamin-hope.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ON THE DESTRUCTION BUTTON OF RASSILON.
I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard reading this! Brilliant :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAH! Thanks!

[identity profile] boro-girl.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor: THERE WASN'T A WAR, OKAY? I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ON THE DESTRUCTION BUTTON OF RASSILON. YOU HAPPY NOW?

I laughed, think that makes me a bad person...

Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

He'd better find the off switch for that...

Donna: So why in the world are certain points--

Doctor: Laws of Time.

Donna: But others are--

Doctor: LAWS OF TIME


Bwah!

You've made something that was amusing *so* much better.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I laughed, think that makes me a bad person...

*snickers*

He'd better find the off switch for that...

Tell me about it. ALTHOUGH! You know, that whole tongue-click thing he does tends to irk me. Maybe this will get him to stop! Being sort of similar-sounding and all. Okay, it's a stretch.

You've made something that was amusing *so* much better.

:D Thanks!

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[identity profile] soupforlife.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
love this...

Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!
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[personal profile] skybound2 2008-06-11 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor: THERE WASN'T A WAR, OKAY? I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ON THE DESTRUCTION BUTTON OF RASSILON. YOU HAPPY NOW?


BWAH!!!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] principia-coh.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Donna: A bit anti-climatic. You'd think there'd be some stories from a war.

Hint to Donna: never ask him why he always cuts up his fruit.

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[identity profile] beneficia.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
ROTFLMAO :DDD

That was awesome.

Although this: Doctor: Don't be ridiculous. There's only one reason I would tell anyone my real name, and Rose wasn't wearing a sheep costume. nearly made me sporfle my drink all over my keyboard.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
:D THANKS!

And you *know* that one reason he would say his name would be for something deeply important like that. ;)

[identity profile] sunnytyler001.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!
Do you know how fantastic you are?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Thanks. :D

[identity profile] nicachick007.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor: THERE WASN'T A WAR, OKAY? I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ON THE DESTRUCTION BUTTON OF RASSILON. YOU HAPPY NOW?

Awww poor Doctor. Though it is funny. Happened one night after he'd had one too many banana daiquiris.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Worst Christmas party EVER.

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[identity profile] goodtoast.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor: THERE WASN'T A WAR, OKAY? I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ON THE DESTRUCTION BUTTON OF RASSILON. YOU HAPPY NOW?

Hahahahahahahaha. That's gotta be some fun sessions with his therapist.

Counselor: It's time to move on Doctor. It was an accident...
Doctor: [sobs in corner hysterically]
Counselor: It's been four regenerations already.
Doctor: [sobs]
Donna: Get over it you pillock! [smacks Doctor hard]
Doctor: [sobs some more]

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
HA!! And awwwwww! :D

[identity profile] javabreeze.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
LAWS OF TIME.

lmao. That's going to be my new phrase when something timey-wimey doesn't make sense.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
:D As it should be!

[identity profile] cookie2697.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Donna: But aren't all points in time fixed?

Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]


BWHAHA!!! Just like Adam's head now, eh ;) I like it.

*looks around* I'm sure I didn't add anything that 10 million other people didn't say, but I couldn't resist.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's totally like Adam's head! :D

[identity profile] janetmaca.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)

Doctor: Don't be ridiculous. There's only one reason I would tell anyone my real name, and Rose wasn't wearing a sheep costume.
Bwahahahaha!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Very very important reason! Deeply!

[identity profile] queenrikki-hp.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm surprised that they didn't begin the list with "Now you can stop asking us this shit". I get the feeling that they just got one email too many.

The Doctor Doesn't give out his name because it's really Maurice.

*sniffles* I miss that meme.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm surprised that they didn't begin the list with "Now you can stop asking us this shit". I get the feeling that they just got one email too many.

I think it's EXACTLY it. :D

And I'm partial to Chet. He' seems like a Chet.

[identity profile] pluckyyounggirl.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Donna: So? What was it?

Doctor: I was going to tell her she left her shirt in the console room.

Donna: Really? Well that's lame. I thought it'd be something important! Something like telling her your real name!

Doctor: Don't be ridiculous. There's only one reason I would tell anyone my real name, and Rose wasn't wearing a sheep costume.


I am sorry, I am unavailable to comment at this time due to DYING WITH LAUGHTER.

*SNORTS*

Seriously, woman - how do you do it? HOW?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-11 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
MWAH! :D

And I like to give credit to the Potassium Benzoate in my diet Coke...

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[identity profile] cws-eat-chs.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
That was one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Why haven't I been watching your journal before this?
Clearly because I am crazy. *goes off to amend this*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! Thanks! :D

[identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Now that his people are gone, who knows [how many lives the Doctor has]? Time Lords used to have 13 lives.

Ah-ha! Mystery solved. Someone on my flist cryptically said something about people getting upset about 20-year-old canon, and although I knew what they meant, I didn't know why they were getting upset now, since I'm pretty sure this has been talked about for awhile. Good to know.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I SWEAR that the BBC has had this little tidbit somewhere on its site before, because I've been going with this notion that he's no longer bound to the 13 incarnation thing.

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[identity profile] threerings.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Donna: But aren't all points in time fixed?

Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

Donna: So why in the world are certain points--

Doctor: Laws of Time.

Donna: But others are--

Doctor: LAWS OF TIME


Iz ded of funny.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] silvia-duchessa.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor: Nope. History can change like that! [clicks] [TARDIS doors open] BLOODY HELL. [clicks again]

LMAO. I love this.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2008-06-12 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers* Thanks!

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