Bite every square inch of my body.

[mrv3000]

Okay, you, you and you can bite me now. Especially you.

ETA - Um, this probably has a spoiler for SG S7. Wouldn't want to incur the wrath of suzvoy ;)



Jack eyed Carter's hand. He really, really, really wanted to hold it. Sure it wasn't exactly the smartest idea while they were on a mission, but they were secretly married...or doing it...he didn't quite remember which, so why not?

Clutching his P90 in one hand, he grabbed her hand with his other hand, thinking that he was using 'hand' an awful lot. He wound his fingers through hers. Somehow even though she worked with her hands, they were soft and smooth. Just like her butt. Come to think of it, he'd *much* rather be holding her butt than her hand. He eyed her butt.

Carter narrowed her sapphire blue eyes at him. "Sir? Don't you think we should be looking for naquadria deposits?"

"How'd you like some of *my* naquadria?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her.

"I'm sure that was supposed to be a sexual innuendo, but really sir. That made no sense."

He unclenched his P90 and grabbed both her hands. "I don't care anymore!"

"Huh?"

"I want to shout it to the mountains!"

"Sir? We're in the middle of a desert."

"You are my fluffy little lamb!! And I like your butt!!"

As the word 'butt' echoed over the next sand dune, Teal'c and Daniel looked at each other.

Daniel scowled. "I descended for this crap?"

"I believe the Earth phrase is: 'sucker.'"

"I mean, we never get anything accomplished on missions anymore!"

The wind carried over something that sounded suspiciously like 'snookie-ookums.'

"I hate this so much," Daniel muttered.

"Indeed."

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Okay, what do I have to do to get out of writing the fluffy fic?

Comments

You can't :)

[ellory1.livejournal.com]

Fluffy fic.. fluffy fic

Re: You can't :)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

[audrich.livejournal.com]

Aww. Fluffy fics are happy! Fluffy fics are weally thweet.

http://groups.yahoo.com/fluffyisgood

is an excellent support group for all those fluffically challenged.

Lots of pink, synthetic fur, teddies, anything you need.

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*snickers*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

AAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

*runs away screaming*

[spikesbuffy.livejournal.com]

*snorts and falls over*

Oh god...

*snorts again*

Please...

*rolls around on floor*

don't stop there.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

But it's not allowed to be a parody!

*cries*

[tv-elf.livejournal.com]

Okay, what do I have to do to get out of writing the fluffy fic?

I believe it involves admitting you really are a Danny/Thor shipper. Or that you always preferred Lexx to Stargate.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Hmm...Danny/Thor...interesting!

Lexx, eh? *shudder* Okay, I'll write the fic.

[yamadara.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh I like this kind of fluffy fic. This is much more fun!!!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Yeah, this is more my fluffy fic style. *VBG*

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Come to think of it, he'd *much* rather be holding her butt than her hand. He eyed her butt.

*falls off chair laughing*

Okay, I know what you should do. Finish THIS parody fic and *then* work on the fluff fic. Yep, that works for me! WHEEE! TWO Michelle fics coming up! ;D

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Wah! But the point was to try and do NO fics! Now I have TWO fics? *cries*

[josephides.livejournal.com]

You can't do anything, dude. You. Have. To. Write. It. :P

*BITES*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

:d

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

"I believe the Earth phrase is: 'sucker.'"

*falls over laughing*

That's so appropos to your situation.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I'm so screwed.

[misssimm.livejournal.com]

aww the fluff!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It's very fluffy! I think it should count!

[woodface]

*giggles*

*snerks*

*giggles some more*

"You are my fluffy little lamb!! And I like your butt!!"

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!

The wind carried over something that sounded suspiciously like 'snookie-ookums.'

Bwahahahaha!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Hee hee!

See? It's fluffy enough! It needs to count!

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

Okay, so definitely get the parody-fic out of your head and onto paper first, and then do the fluffy fic.

You know, you might be able to get them to hold hand on a mission if you just had them first fall into the mud with their faces in each other's crotch. Then the hand-holding would seem less intimate.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

You know, you might be able to get them to hold hand on a mission if you just had them first fall into the mud with their faces in each other's crotch. Then the hand-holding would seem less intimate.

*falls over*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[samkicksass.livejournal.com]

If you were trying to get out of writing it by doing this, it didn't work. This was hilarious but you now have to write the fluffy.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT!

[hyari.livejournal.com]

"I believe the Earth phrase is: 'sucker.'"

SUCKER!!! FLUFFY FIC SUCKA!!!
*points and laughs and dies*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

[nandamai]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!

And no. There is no way. The misery *must* be shared.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

CRAP!

But it's so, so, so fluffy!!

[mebfeather.livejournal.com]

*points and laughs*

HA! Fluffy fic fluffy fic...

But hey, you gotta admit it. Everyone like a bit of fluff every once in a while. Thankyou for fulfilling my fluff need for the next 600 years.

;)

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Everyone like a bit of fluff every once in a while.

Yeah, I suppose. Although usually I just laugh at myself when that happens. *g*