mrv3000: made by elismor (Such a wienerdog)
mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2003-11-04 08:25 am

Bite every square inch of my body.

Okay, you, you and you can bite me now. Especially you.

ETA - Um, this probably has a spoiler for SG S7. Wouldn't want to incur the wrath of [livejournal.com profile] suzvoy ;)



Jack eyed Carter's hand. He really, really, really wanted to hold it. Sure it wasn't exactly the smartest idea while they were on a mission, but they were secretly married...or doing it...he didn't quite remember which, so why not?

Clutching his P90 in one hand, he grabbed her hand with his other hand, thinking that he was using 'hand' an awful lot. He wound his fingers through hers. Somehow even though she worked with her hands, they were soft and smooth. Just like her butt. Come to think of it, he'd *much* rather be holding her butt than her hand. He eyed her butt.

Carter narrowed her sapphire blue eyes at him. "Sir? Don't you think we should be looking for naquadria deposits?"

"How'd you like some of *my* naquadria?" He wiggled his eyebrows at her.

"I'm sure that was supposed to be a sexual innuendo, but really sir. That made no sense."

He unclenched his P90 and grabbed both her hands. "I don't care anymore!"

"Huh?"

"I want to shout it to the mountains!"

"Sir? We're in the middle of a desert."

"You are my fluffy little lamb!! And I like your butt!!"

As the word 'butt' echoed over the next sand dune, Teal'c and Daniel looked at each other.

Daniel scowled. "I descended for this crap?"

"I believe the Earth phrase is: 'sucker.'"

"I mean, we never get anything accomplished on missions anymore!"

The wind carried over something that sounded suspiciously like 'snookie-ookums.'

"I hate this so much," Daniel muttered.

"Indeed."

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Okay, what do I have to do to get out of writing the fluffy fic?

You can't :)

[identity profile] ellory1.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Fluffy fic.. fluffy fic

Re: You can't :)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
*sobs*

[identity profile] audrich.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Aww. Fluffy fics are happy! Fluffy fics are weally thweet.

http://groups.yahoo.com/fluffyisgood

is an excellent support group for all those fluffically challenged.

Lots of pink, synthetic fur, teddies, anything you need.

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*snickers*

[identity profile] spikesbuffy.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts and falls over*

Oh god...

*snorts again*

Please...

*rolls around on floor*

don't stop there.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
AAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

*runs away screaming*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
But it's not allowed to be a parody!

*cries*

[identity profile] tv-elf.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, what do I have to do to get out of writing the fluffy fic?

I believe it involves admitting you really are a Danny/Thor shipper. Or that you always preferred Lexx to Stargate.

[identity profile] spikesbuffy.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Damn.

*patpat*

[identity profile] yamadara.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh I like this kind of fluffy fic. This is much more fun!!!

[identity profile] poohmusings.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Come to think of it, he'd *much* rather be holding her butt than her hand. He eyed her butt.

*falls off chair laughing*

Okay, I know what you should do. Finish THIS parody fic and *then* work on the fluff fic. Yep, that works for me! WHEEE! TWO Michelle fics coming up! ;D

[identity profile] josephides.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
You can't do anything, dude. You. Have. To. Write. It. :P

*BITES*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm...Danny/Thor...interesting!

Lexx, eh? *shudder* Okay, I'll write the fic.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
*snicker* Yeah, this is more my fluffy fic style. *VBG*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wah! But the point was to try and do NO fics! Now I have TWO fics? *cries*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
:d

[identity profile] splash-the-cat.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
"I believe the Earth phrase is: 'sucker.'"

*falls over laughing*

That's so appropos to your situation.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so screwed.

[identity profile] splash-the-cat.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
*pats Michelle*

But we're all enjoying it.

[identity profile] poohmusings.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Heh heh.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
*snicker*

[identity profile] tv-elf.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm...Danny/Thor...interesting!

Did anyone specify it had to be S/J fluff? I think Thor would look smashing in dominatrix leather....

Lexx, eh? *shudder* Okay, I'll write the fic.

Bwahaha. The Lexx threat always works!

[identity profile] misssimm.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
aww the fluff!
woodface: (smut)

[personal profile] woodface 2003-11-04 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

*snerks*

*giggles some more*

"You are my fluffy little lamb!! And I like your butt!!"

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!!

The wind carried over something that sounded suspiciously like 'snookie-ookums.'

Bwahahahaha!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's very fluffy! I think it should count!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2003-11-04 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee!

See? It's fluffy enough! It needs to count!

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