mrv3000: made by elismor (24 - Chloe Jack and Tony)
mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2009-02-10 01:36 pm
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, so 5 hours earlier, Jack was standing before a Senate committee ready to chuck him in jail for the rest of his life, 3 hours earlier he violently broke a fugitive out of FBI headquarters, and now he is the President's pretty much one-man force against all the evil in the world, giving orders to the FBI people. Because Jack is just that awesome.

I LOVE YOU, SHOW!

As predicted, Agent Larry nearly wet himself in a scenario that went pretty much like this:

Renee: Yo.

Larry: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

Renee: Um...you done? We need info.

Jack: [scowls in the background]

Larry: FIRST WE MUST MEET!!!

Renee: Oh Jesus.

Jack: [with intensity] No way. The world is ending. I cannot stress this enough.

Renee: I know, but he really wants to see me.

Jack: Fine. (This is why I like Chloe best.)

[at their public meeting place where anyone could spot them]

Renee: Yo.

Larry: EEEEEEERNNNNN!!! \o/

Jack: Give me the damn files. [yoinks] Right, we'll have to split up. Renee, you go to the house. Larry, you go...away.

Larry: THIS WILL NOT STAND.

Renee: Sorry, can't hear you! Saving the world! [sprints off]

Jack: Larry, give me your car keys.

Larry: NO. RENEE LIKES ME BEST. AND I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU.

Jack: NOT TODAY.


So, will Mr. Taylor die? Dunno. This show could easily go either way. But given that Jack was able to find him, I'm thinking he'll pretty much have the run of the country from now on.

[identity profile] joyfulfeather.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That sums it up SO WELL.

Thank you. I desperately needed a laugh like that. :D

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The scary thing is it's pretty close, isn't it? :D

[identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
But given that Jack was able to find him, I'm thinking he'll pretty much have the run of the country from now on.

*snort* Indeed. Senate hearing? What Senate hearing?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
That'll teach them to try and reprimand Jack Bauer! :D

Hmmm. Haven't there been something like 5 different presidents since 24 started? And I think they've all let Jack do whatever he wants. :D

[identity profile] beck-liz.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, Jack is bucking for Emperor of America, or something. *snerk*

Hmmm. Haven't there been something like 5 different presidents since 24 started? And I think they've all let Jack do whatever he wants. :D

Hmmm... not sure if the one who was a bad guy counts. But the rest? Yeah. Maybe after vaguely trying to argue with him about his methods or whether he was right or something, but eventually, they all gave up.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
but eventually, they all gave up.

As well they should. Jack's awesome cannot be denied!
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[identity profile] allisnow.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
LOL that was perfect!

yoinks!

And Larry is prettier than Jack only on the thirteen of NEVER.

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
now he is the President's pretty much one-man force against all the evil in the world, giving orders to the FBI people.

This is pretty much every season of 24 so far, so nothing new here. Move along. ;-)

Jack: Fine. (This is why I like Chloe best.)

Ha!

[at their public meeting place where anyone could spot them]

Yeah, that was incredibly bogus.

Jack: NOT TODAY.

Definitely!

Frankly I'm amazed the bad guys haven't done any appropriate research into Mr. Bauer's hsitory, and discovered exactly who they have up against them. There are a long line of wannabee henchmen at henchmenrus.com who could tell them about the bad experiences they have had with CTU and Jack Bauer specificially. It's obviously why Dubaku had to import all his hired guns from whatever Southern African country he comes from - nobody else was willing to go up against our Jack.

BTW, nice Jack/Chloe icon. Where'd you get it?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
:D No matter how hard Larry tries, he'll never out-awesome Jack.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
This is pretty much every season of 24 so far, so nothing new here. Move along. ;-)

Well that's true.

Frankly I'm amazed the bad guys haven't done any appropriate research into Mr. Bauer's hsitory, and discovered exactly who they have up against them. There are a long line of wannabee henchmen at henchmenrus.com who could tell them about the bad experiences they have had with CTU and Jack Bauer specificially. It's obviously why Dubaku had to import all his hired guns from whatever Southern African country he comes from - nobody else was willing to go up against our Jack.

You're being way too smart about it all. ;)

BTW, nice Jack/Chloe icon. Where'd you get it?

It's from here:

http://community.livejournal.com/exclusion_lair/40982.html