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And what's the national speed limit?
65
What about on a dual carriageway?
Speak English, woman!
What's a pelican crossing? A puffin crossing? A zebra crossing?
Speed up.
What size gap should you leave between you and the car in front?
Just so you can't make out their Bush/Cheney bumper sticker.
What about when it's raining?
Ditto.
What's the stopping distance of a car going at 60mph on a dry road?
The distance it takes to stop. Duh.
At what speed should you be in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th gears?
The maximum speed that will take you to go get an automatic.
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65
What about on a dual carriageway?
Speak English, woman!
What's a pelican crossing? A puffin crossing? A zebra crossing?
Speed up.
What size gap should you leave between you and the car in front?
Just so you can't make out their Bush/Cheney bumper sticker.
What about when it's raining?
Ditto.
What's the stopping distance of a car going at 60mph on a dry road?
The distance it takes to stop. Duh.
At what speed should you be in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th gears?
The maximum speed that will take you to go get an automatic.