mrv3000: (dogs - back off man!  i write fluff!)
mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2009-05-17 03:37 pm
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I think I'm finally getting back to wanting to write. It's been a long time since I've had that urge. Not that I've got any plot bunnies right now. And I kind of feel like my mental capacity is this at the moment:















But at least the urge to be writing is starting to come back. Progress!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-05-18 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Gas makes cars go. Brakes make them stop.

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2009-05-18 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And what's the national speed limit? What about on a dual carriageway?

What's a pelican crossing? A puffin crossing? A zebra crossing?

What size gap should you leave between you and the car in front? What about when it's raining?

What's the stopping distance of a car going at 60mph on a dry road?

At what speed should you be in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th gears?

DO YOU WANT ME TO GO ON?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2009-05-18 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And what's the national speed limit?

65

What about on a dual carriageway?

Speak English, woman!

What's a pelican crossing? A puffin crossing? A zebra crossing?

Speed up.

What size gap should you leave between you and the car in front?

Just so you can't make out their Bush/Cheney bumper sticker.

What about when it's raining?

Ditto.

What's the stopping distance of a car going at 60mph on a dry road?

The distance it takes to stop. Duh.

At what speed should you be in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th gears?

The maximum speed that will take you to go get an automatic.

[identity profile] shinyopals.livejournal.com 2009-05-18 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. PLEASE TELL ME THEY DON'T LET YOU DRIVE? :P