Harry Potter
I finally watched the Harry Potter "Half Blood Prince" movie.
Was it just me or did absolutely nothing happen in this movie? And it was long. Why was it so long? It was 2 hours of this:

Followed by 30 minutes of Dumbledore dragging Harry off to find a necklace, and then Snape killing Dumbledore. And even though it was a really long movie, it feels like it didn't answer some basic questions. (No, I've never read any of the books, so maybe that's why I'm missing things. However, a movie has to be able to stand on its own - any movie.)
I might have more "wut?" points, but this is all I can remember right now. :D
I like the HP movies - even though I'm not super into it, I think they're really entertaining. But this was the first movie where NOTHING HAPPENED. FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS. Okay, Dumbledore died, but I stand by my "NOTHING HAPPENED" statement. No adventure. No quest. Lots of talking.
Was it just me or did absolutely nothing happen in this movie? And it was long. Why was it so long? It was 2 hours of this:
Followed by 30 minutes of Dumbledore dragging Harry off to find a necklace, and then Snape killing Dumbledore. And even though it was a really long movie, it feels like it didn't answer some basic questions. (No, I've never read any of the books, so maybe that's why I'm missing things. However, a movie has to be able to stand on its own - any movie.)
- Snape: I - wait for it - I AM THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE! *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
Me: Okaaaaay. So you wrote your D&D RP name in a text book years ago. I've absolutely no idea why this is apparently important. None. And yet the movie is called this. WHY? - Harry's Friends: You have to get rid of that book OMG!!!
Me: Why would he do that? It's like having to use a cookbook that tells you to make an omelet out of carrots, but someone's helpfully written in the margins "carrots are lame - use eggs. srlsy." - Movie: Harry and Ginny are in love!
Me: Okay, I really really really want to buy into this because a) it has the potential to be cute, and b) I know how the books end and I'm somewhat of a canonwhore. But couldn't they have, I don't know, a normal conversation with each other? Or interact with each other in a non "we must fight/hide a book now!" setting? Something? Just a little scrap might get me there.
The movies have consistently shown me that Harry and Hermione are way better suited for each other than Ginny and Ron. If the books are anything like the movies in this aspect, I can see why there were so many Harry/Hermione shippers. At this point Hermione/Ron makes more sense than Harry/Ginny to me, but still I get the impression that if Hermione and Ron hadn't grown up together and bonded through childhood, they wouldn't be together. I doubt they'd give each other the time of day. Maybe this all went down better in the books, but again, the movies are supposed to stand on their own.
I might have more "wut?" points, but this is all I can remember right now. :D
I like the HP movies - even though I'm not super into it, I think they're really entertaining. But this was the first movie where NOTHING HAPPENED. FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS. Okay, Dumbledore died, but I stand by my "NOTHING HAPPENED" statement. No adventure. No quest. Lots of talking.

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It is apparently much worse in the movies, but it's pretty bad in the books too imo. Harry/Ginny are ridiculously awful in the books, but I guess one could say that H/R have some set-up. It's just a set-up based on 11 year old children having a love/hate relationship that suddenly becomes love (without any explanation) when they turn 14 or so. Uhm, yeah. But what do I know? I'm one of those ridiculous Harry/Hermione shippers.
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It's just a set-up based on 11 year old children having a love/hate relationship that suddenly becomes love (without any explanation) when they turn 14 or so.
*nods* So far it feels more like the crushes you get in high school/junior high rather than True Love.
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2. The last time there was a book with extra writing in it, it tried to kill all the half-bloods and nearly killed Ginny (which is why she especially was freaked out).
3. The movies have consistently shown me that Harry and Hermione are way better suited for each other than Ginny and Ron.
OOOOOOh, this is one of my pet peeves with the movie! The screenwriter is an admitted, unapologetic Harry/Hermione shipper, and thus futzes with the material to make his point clear. Most of Ron's good moments get cut entirely (or given to Hermione), and Ginny's been a non-starter for most of the series. It frustrates me, because in the books it's very much NOT the case, and I am not sure why the screenwriter thinks he has the right to do this. (Harry/Ginny still isn't great in the books, but it sort of makes sense and I adore them.)
These movies invariably let me down because they don't tell enough of the story. Goblet of Fire, for example, was a massive conspiracy and set up nearly everything that was to come...but in the movie it was about a dance and a sporting event. Prisoner of Azkaban might be one of my least favourite movies of all time because so much got cut (and there were too many fade to blacks). In the case of Half Blood Prince, however, I could fill in enough of the gaps myself, having read the books, and it didn't bother me so much. But every since the Travesty that Was Prince Caspian, I've made it a point to not think about movies too much.
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I would have LOVED a mystery and a treasure hunt! As it is, the whole Half Blood Prince thing seemed extremely pointless.
2. The last time there was a book with extra writing in it, it tried to kill all the half-bloods and nearly killed Ginny (which is why she especially was freaked out).
Yeah, I guess that was it. But I got old books with writing in them all the time in school. It just didn't seem that ominous. It was helpful! :D
and I am not sure why the screenwriter thinks he has the right to do this.
Very weird.
These movies invariably let me down because they don't tell enough of the story. Goblet of Fire, for example, was a massive conspiracy and set up nearly everything that was to come...but in the movie it was about a dance and a sporting event. Prisoner of Azkaban might be one of my least favourite movies of all time because so much got cut (and there were too many fade to blacks). In the case of Half Blood Prince, however, I could fill in enough of the gaps myself, having read the books, and it didn't bother me so much. But every since the Travesty that Was Prince Caspian, I've made it a point to not think about movies too much.
Not having read the books, I had the opposite problem. I didn't miss any other plots going on in the books, because there was an entertaining basic plot in the movie. But HBP really didn't have a simple plot (like the search for something, or a tournament), and I couldn't fill in any gaps.
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As to the nothing happened, I think they decided to save up everything for the next movie. Or something. For some reason, I usually just enjoy the hell out of the HP movies though, even when nothing happens. (Unless they are super cirtically acclaimed. It is my least favorite so far.) I'm just hyper-uncritical when it comes to these movies.
Also, Snape is such a melodramtic little twit. (Which is somehow different to Harry's drama queen.)
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Very awkward. I really would love to see the cute in them, but I can't. Maybe the other movies will be better?
As to the nothing happened, I think they decided to save up everything for the next movie. Or something. For some reason, I usually just enjoy the hell out of the HP movies though, even when nothing happens. (Unless they are super cirtically acclaimed. It is my least favorite so far.) I'm just hyper-uncritical when it comes to these movies.
You know, I think you might be right. I remember thinking at around the hour and a half point that we were still in exposition.
Also, Snape is such a melodramtic little twit. (Which is somehow different to Harry's drama queen.)
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(I thought the second most important relationship in the series was Harry’s relationship with Ron’s family, and that Harry would end up with Ginny as a way of showing that he’d become part of that family. And I did ship them, for more or less the same reasons I shipped Doctor/Rose, till Ginny’s character changed dramatically in the fifth book.)
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However, I absolutely adore The Goblet of Fire, and own it, for obvious reasons. :)
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And ha! I'm bad - I always forget DT's in that movie. But I did like it just because it was fun to watch in general.
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As to Harry/Ginny, I am slightly fond of the book version in a resigned to canon spirit, but the movie take is...lacking. Even in the books though, I always felt like JKR was shoving Ron and Hermione at each other in a 'look, they're exactly like his parents!' sort of way. Too much perpetual exasperation on Hermione's side for me. And then the movie cut out nearly any good parts Ron had and made it even worse.
Oh, and I agree with
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It makes no sense to me. None.
I always felt like JKR was shoving Ron and Hermione at each other in a 'look, they're exactly like his parents!' sort of way.
EW. Really?
Oh, and I agree with mls03j that Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione were intended to make them all one big happy family at the end. It's just really weird, that both Harry/Hermione and Harry/Luna come off better, especially in the movies, and some in the books too.
To me it's sort of a strange way of thinking. Presumably it's not the only reason they all got married, but you can be "family" with people without making it legal.
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I'm glad to see that you had exactly the same problems with it that I did.
I say this as a big ol' Ron/Hermione shipper, but - Radcakes and Emma Watson have such good chemistry together and she and Rupert just... well... don't.
Have you ever read Cleolinda's Movies in 15 minutes? Her HBP one is particularly good.
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Wait until the next one. The book was about 800 pages of NOTHING HAPPENING.
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So...yeah.
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The book, anyway. The movie was interesting the first time but probably not the second.
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Yeah, I dunno. I shipped Harry/Hermione like a crazy thing because I was convinced that despite whatever feelings Ron had for Hermione, she was in love with Harry. I WAS WRONG. VERY WRONG. HBP threw me for a loop. I especially did not see Harry/Ginny coming.
So... I lost interest and wandered out of fandom, pretty much. Though clearly the movies were done with the sole purpose of TAUNTING ME. *shakes fist*
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Also, H/G in this movie WAS terrible, the books were not so... ....weird. Like.. why did she tie his shoe, what kind of weird foreplay is that, idek.
In the book there' san epic battle at Hogwarts at the end. In the movie they just kind of kill Dumbledore and knock over some plates.
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So... DITTO.
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I think the book shenanigans went better in the book but my memory is kind of clouded on the issue.
The ships...oh the ships.
The movies have consistently shown me that Harry and Hermione are way better suited for each other than Ginny and Ron.
The movies have taken that fact, that was clear to me in the books, and amped it up to MORE OBVIOUS. I never really got the canon ships in the books in fact they ticked lots of my ANTI-ship buttons while H/Hr just rolled on being more or less perfect for each other. And then the movies, especially this movie which is supposed to be the turning point in the canon ships, gave the canon ships...nothing.
They really do feel like high school crushes, or people that try to be together because they somewhere along the way decided they should date their significant other but with no basis for a good relationship.
Anyway, that's my two cents.
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I remember when it came out and all the "OMG NOOOOOOOOO!" posts.
They really do feel like high school crushes, or people that try to be together because they somewhere along the way decided they should date their significant other but with no basis for a good relationship.
I totally agree. Totally totally. I mentioned this to someone else, but I seriously wouldn't care this much about the pairings (or even think about them that much) if who's with who hadn't basically been the point of the whole movie.
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I don't tend to pay much attention to the movies, honestly. The only movie version I was fond of was Prisoner of Azkaban, and that was because Thewlis made such an awesome Lupin. xD *Has a vague crush on Lupin*.
Book 6, though... was truly terrible, and book 7 just bored the crap out of me, and intensely pissed me off at the end where JK pretty much kills off nearly everyone Harry cares about, and then gives us a bad "happy ever after" epilogue that reads like a bad fanfiction. -.-
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I could rant about this for hours, but I won't. XD
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Was nice of her to put that in at the last minute for me. But I suppose I did stop some Fluripdians from eating her computer.
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Was this when you were separated from Rose?
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Look, wee baby Ten with Rose:
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Did anyone ever explain the Snape/half-blood prince story to you? I don't want to repeat anything.
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I really wish they'd put more pensieve scenes in the movie. Learning about Voldemort's past was way more interesting than Ron snogging Lavender Brown.
I always kind of thought one of the major reasons Hermione didn't want Harry to keep the book was because she was no longer the best in Potions. A bit immature, but they are only teenagers. She always seemed jealous when Slughorn praised Harry and even accused Harry of cheating. Hermione is a stickler for following the rules (except when she isn't).
The Half-Blood Prince reveal was more dramatic in the book. I think it's because Harry had a bizarre fascination with the book. He'd read it in his spare time and seemed to really appreciate the HBP's sense of humor. He felt a kinship with the HBP. So when it was revealed that Snape was the HBP (Snape, who just killed Dumbledore), Harry felt betrayed.
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And I had a similar thought about the reason Hermione didn't want Harry to have the book. At least, it came off to me that way. So I was more of the mindset of can't everyone share these helpful hints? What's so bad about it?
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2) Hermione refuses to use the book on principle. She feels it's cheating. Harry would have let her use it, but she makes such a big stink about NOT using it that then Harry is pretty much, well then, watch me be fabulous ha ha ha!
3) I pretty much hate the way the relationships have played in the films. Ginny has gotten the shaft over and over - and so it is no surprise to me that people are don't get why Harry likes her. Yes, she is barely around in book 1 and 3, but she has a major role in book 2, yet the film gives her 2 lines. And she storms onto the scene in a major way in the fifth book, holds her own and becomes Harry's friend. Basically, he becomes attracted to her because he thinks she's hilarious, and fun to be around. She is a source of levity when everything else around him sucks - and that element of her personality and their relationship has been completely ignored by the films.
I wrote a whole essay about why their relationship works between HBP and DH, and it focuses on the idea that in the books Harry wants a girl who makes him laugh. Hermione is the best friend he could ask for, he wouldn't make it out of the seventh book alive without her, but Hermione is always about the mission. He is sexually attracted to Ginny precisely because she provides a break from all that.
So uh, yeah, pet peeve of mine. To be fair, the movies pretty much equally bollocks up Ron's character as well. They use him pretty much exclusively for comic relief, and yes, he is definitely a major source of humour, but there is a lot more to him going on. To start with, he is not a coward. Ron is very brave. And I HATE how they constantly give a lot of his big moments to Hermione. The end of HBP the movie was SHAMELESS in the way he just sits idly by while Hermione is doing the great, "We'll fight with you!" speech all by herself.
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It's too bad they've shafted Ginny - how you describe her isn't the way they've had her in the films. She's mainly been wallpaper. I really wish they could have shown her as "the funny one."
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let me ask again, YOU'VE NEVER READ THE BOOKS?!??"?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
god, why not?!
the movies don't even begin to compare!!
since POA they've cut down all the oh-so-interesting backstory.
HBP is one of my favourites because of said backstory and there's none of it in the movie, it's awful.
and I've always been a H/Hr shipper. I never liked Harry/Ginny. but JK did.
a lot of us have speculated that it's rather unbelievable they they're still together and married with children later. school crush I can believe, but true love and marriage and all that?
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It appears out of nowhere with no chemistry, little previous interaction...I don't feel it, at all, and never have. So that was a boring part of the movie as well, for me.
I wasn't a huge fan of the Half Blood prince movie, although I loved the book. Honestly, the first few movies were my favorites.
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I love the books for the adventures, mystery-solving and the friendships made between the characters. I love that it's about love and death, and not being alone. I'm not to grouch about the films about where the hell this and that stuff from the books are because I know it's going to be impossible but sometimes, all I ask is just a line or a look from the characters.
As for the ships in the movies, it shows the difficulty of casting kids whose characters grow up and paired with someone. That time, nobody would really see the chemistry between actors. I think even without the help of anybody, writer or director, grown up Emma Watson has more screen chemistry with Daniel Radcliffe than Rupert Grint. And film!Ginny? Oh man. Ginny in the books is a far stronger character than in the films. And yeah, in HBP, Harry and Ginny's scenes are just awkward.
One thing I'd thank HP movies for is David Tennant. Of course! It's all over the HP online community I visit when he was chosen for Doctor Who and it's what made me try to watch it and got addicted to in the end. :D
Well... I'm sorry I got carried away. :)
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That I think is a big problem. You just have no idea what the on-screen chemistry is going to be like later on. And it's taking a pretty big chance on child actors you have to use for years.
One thing I'd thank HP movies for is David Tennant. Of course! It's all over the HP online community I visit when he was chosen for Doctor Who and it's what made me try to watch it and got addicted to in the end. :D
How cool!