Twelve Days of Stats

[mrv3000]

I came back to some fun search engine stats for my website. So in the spirit of the season, this is to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas. (Sadly the longer phrases like "does the amount of food I give my hamster affect how long it sleeps?" or "how long should you wait to have sex after giving birth?" didn't quite fit. (Gotta love those ask.com searches.))


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Twelve alien keychains

Eleven hamster[s in] tight clothes

Ten wet jonas quinns

Nine forced meatballs

Eight ziggurat temples

Seven Sam/Jonas kisses

Six Jack pregnant O'Neills

Five bodies parts carter sam games!

Four Manicure Brush C-Grips

Three jack daniel meatballs

Two Pirate[s] named Fish

And "hot monkey love" in a tree!

And now to get off the internet to take a look at massive Julie fic. Yes, massive. Hee hee! I'm such a tease.

I'm *still* hungry. Possibly because I still haven't eaten anything. Perhaps a mad cow burger...