Step 1: Dump flaming sofa on freeway. Step 2: ???? Step 3: PROFIT.

[mrv3000]

For the most part I like living in a city. I'm an urban dweller and too much open space is creepy, man. But then there are days I'm checking traffic for the commute home and see this:

Issue Sigalert: Couch on fire in the middle lane.

*facepalm*

I just...I don't even know.

Comments

Otter does not like

[catyuy.livejournal.com]

Uh......... O.o

The only thing that I could think of was:
Well someone was bored.

and

Fire pretty.

Re: Otter does not like

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Apparently! I'm just glad it's not where I need to go tonight!

[shinyopals.livejournal.com]

LOL OMG. Amazing.

Got to be students, right?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I...have no idea. I'm pretty sure this is a first for me. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

SOMEONE IS DESTROYING EVIDENCE. LIRL

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

OMG YES!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

The sofa knows too much.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It sleeps with the freeway fishes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

The sofa was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. :(

Also, in case you ever doubted the Crazy of Harry Potter fandom. In a steel cage match of fandom crazy I am not sure whether Harry Potter or Doctor Who would win, tbh. Although maybe Supernatural would come from behind and win it all.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD HOW DARES THE CHILDRENS EXIST!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

THOSE DAMN KIDS AT A RELEASE PARTY FOR A KID'S BOOK. HOW DARE THEY.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I think the answer is one of those Schrodinger's Cat type things, unfortunately. It's hard to measure wank, in the long run.

[janetmaca.livejournal.com]

lol, why does that remind me of the guys I grew up with? *facepalm*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Sounds like an educational childhood... :D

[janetmaca.livejournal.com]

For sure. Even an educational adulthood. I once dropped a rock on my head when I went to use it on an old-school motherboard. But yes, we destroyed a couch with a sledgehammer, so lighting it on fire seems like it's not far behind.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

O_O

[janetmaca.livejournal.com]

:D

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

O.o

And I thought the occasional, random bits of trash I see whilst driving were bad.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I've seen plenty of things like ladders and tires and other crap that falls out of trucks when the idiot doesn't think they need to tie it down, but this is a new one. :D

[kammgirl.livejournal.com]

Bwah. Cyber high five to a fellow city girl. Born and raised in Queens, NYC and have lived in Philly since college. I take public transportation and have seen a guy stand by the tracks and moon the train. Of course right by my seat.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

At least he wasn't in the train! XD

[sherbertglasses.livejournal.com]

BRB LOLING FOREVER

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD XD

[tripocket.livejournal.com]

I got held up and detoured in the country once because there was a dead cow across the highway and they needed equipment to move it. Although it wasn't on fire. That would be a block party barbecue!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

It would have!

Fire always makes things more interesting anyway.

"A pigeon was pecking at my window!"

"A flaming pigeon was pecking at my window!"

[larissa-j.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Comments like this remind of the years I was trapped in Idaho.

[larissa-j.livejournal.com]

Maybe the couch fell of a truck and someone thought the fastest way to get rid of it was incineration?

Yeah... I know. Work with me here.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yeah...maybe! :D

[fauxkaren.livejournal.com]

LOL. California freeways. There were two accidents on the 405 just south of the 101 today withing 20 minutes of each other and I was stuck in parking lot traffic. :(

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

UGH!

[audrich.livejournal.com]

LOLOL!!! Stephanie Plum wasn't hiding around the corner, was she?

We don't have anything exciting going on like that here.. carrot spills are common *nod**nod*

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

I don't know who that is. :D

[audrich.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Plum

She blows up things on a regular basis (by accident, of course).

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

:D

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

*choke* Well, we've had ... interesting traffic incidents before, but that's a new one for me.

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[diavestra.livejournal.com]

It's totally not the couch that perplexes me. That I can see happening with no problems at all. It's that it's on fire. WTF?

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

Yes! Exactly!

[julesndairyland.livejournal.com]

I have to say, that's pretty impressive.
Annoying and efs up traffic but impressive none the less...

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

*nods*

[juliet316]

I'm wondering that beats or ranks below a truck full of live turkeys overturning and having those turkeys run all over the highway. O_0!

[mrv3000.livejournal.com]

XD

[juliet316]

Normally we just get chemical spills. Yeah, traffic is lovely to try and navigate on those days.