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I'm not sure what this says, other than I've been reading too much Harry Potter lately.
We had our little group of friends who was working to solve some huge mystery/scavenger hunt, but it was one of those Fate-of-the-World scavenger hunts. You know the ones. It involved lots of traveling around while trying to dodge the other team who was trying to steal our ideas and work. It probably had Draco, but it was mainly just this fuzzy "Other Team Who is Kind of Evil."
Basically we were kicking ass because of Hermione, and then I realized that I was a guy. Which meant that I COULD PEE STANDING UP. I had to try it! It was this amazing thing for me and so terribly quick and efficient! It rocked so much that I had to go try it again! And as I was leaving the bathroom, the other team spotted me and followed me and stole all our answers and work!
I told our team that I'd be the one to get it all back since it was my fault, to which Hermione was all "damn right, it's your fault." But all I could really think about was that I wanted to try and pee again.
I...need to not read or watch HP for a while.
We had our little group of friends who was working to solve some huge mystery/scavenger hunt, but it was one of those Fate-of-the-World scavenger hunts. You know the ones. It involved lots of traveling around while trying to dodge the other team who was trying to steal our ideas and work. It probably had Draco, but it was mainly just this fuzzy "Other Team Who is Kind of Evil."
Basically we were kicking ass because of Hermione, and then I realized that I was a guy. Which meant that I COULD PEE STANDING UP. I had to try it! It was this amazing thing for me and so terribly quick and efficient! It rocked so much that I had to go try it again! And as I was leaving the bathroom, the other team spotted me and followed me and stole all our answers and work!
I told our team that I'd be the one to get it all back since it was my fault, to which Hermione was all "damn right, it's your fault." But all I could really think about was that I wanted to try and pee again.
I...need to not read or watch HP for a while.
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MICHELLE I LOVE YOU
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Right after God created Man and Woman, he sat them both down to decide their traits. God says, "So who wants to be able to pee standing up?" and Man instantly jumps at it. "Oooh, me me me!" God looks down at his checklist and says, "Well then, multiple orgasms goes to Woman."
:D I think I can honestly say we got the better end of the deal.
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I'm cracking up right now. I also remember being a very little girl and deciding that I was going to try to pee standing up because it was stupid that boys could. It . . . did not go as well as I had hoped.
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