Well, since Jojo did it.

[mrv3000]

4 hour chat with stuff like this. My brain is officially fried.

nanda: pray tell, what *is* a schwack fic?
Michelle: :-P
Jojo: Oh God. Don't ask!!
Michelle: She asked.
nanda: I mean, I know what schwack means.
Jojo: Dammit.
nanda: I'm just not sure how you arrange a fic around it ...
Michelle: So in the fic, does someone get whacked with a sausage?
Michelle: The next Suz slash?
Suz: you could say that...
Michelle: that
Suz: well done
Suz: {claps}
Michelle: Took me a while.
Suz: well you know, it takes a lot of work

*

Michelle: Lives on a farm somewhere in England with his herd of sheep.
nanda: *cough*
Suz: baaa
Michelle: And his broadband
Jojo: Sheep?
Suz: baaa
*my connection bombed out*
Michelle: Dammit!
Jojo: Hi again!
Michelle: What was decided on the sheep?
nanda: a-hah! it worked!
Jojo: Nanda likes 'em.
Michelle: I missed things! :-(
nanda: hey!
Suz: wb!
Jojo: Nanda likes sheep. All you need to know.
Michelle: Thanks!
nanda: HEY!
Michelle: nanda and sheep??
Suz: baaa