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mrv3000 ([personal profile] mrv3000) wrote2004-06-28 01:17 pm

At 12:57 p.m., Monday, June 28, my brain exploded.

Stress ('stres) noun
1: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.

Weekend crap and work (mainly work) has finally made my mind go bye bye. Bye bye mind! Come! Join me in mindless bliss! Wheeeeee!

[identity profile] yamadara.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a leaping cow and a dolphin.

Sorry about the work crap. Hope the day improves.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a leaping cow and a dolphin.

Aren't they pretty??

Sorry about the work crap. Hope the day improves.

Thanks! :) *firmly grasps Yams hand in a show of appreciation while definitely *not* exchanging any type of body fluids*

[identity profile] yamadara.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't they pretty??

Definitely not something you see everyday.

Thanks! :) *firmly grasps Yams hand in a show of appreciation while definitely *not* exchanging any type of body fluids*

Yeah. I really appreciate the lack of body fluids. Good restraint there. :)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I will not lick before it's time.

Or is that supposed to be I will not drink wine before its time.

Either or.

[identity profile] poohmusings.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now I *totally* understand why the California Cheese commercials claim California cows are so happy. ;)

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Although cheese does turn out a bit salty with aquatic cows. But I'd rather have cheese from a saltwater cow than a freshwater cow.

[identity profile] diavestra.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely. It has much more body, you know.

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, absolutely!

[identity profile] lytarules.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I *love* that picture!

*sighs happily and stares*
ext_5608: (madness)

[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too. :-D

I can't think of anything better at 4:00 on a looooooong boring Monday. I have no idea why, but it's just really really nifty.

Mind = overrated. %-}

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't think of anything better at 4:00 on a looooooong boring Monday. I have no idea why, but it's just really really nifty.

We really, really need more cow-related water sports. Cow diving. Syncronized cow swimming.

Mind = overrated. %-}

Who needs it? I'm gonna go bag a rich husband and worry about what color nail polish I should wear for the rest of my life.

[identity profile] yamadara.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Synchronized cow swimming? Dude! There's an icon in that!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAH!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it wonderful?

Mooooooo!

*sploosh*

Mooooooo!

*sploosh*

[identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wooooooooooooooooooooo!

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Did it make a big mess? Or did it manage to remain mostly self-contained?

I wonder what the dolphin thinks about the cow?

[swims through ocean, enjoying the bliss of freedom]

[leaps out of the water while following a boat]

What the ... ? You're a cow?

And you're a dolphin. You don't see me making fun of you, do you?

Well, no.

So what's the problem?

Cows don't jump out of the water.

I do.

Um . . .

But you can't swim like I can.

Look, buddy! Just leave off with the racist comments. I have just as much right to do this as you do. Don't go on with those old "separate but equal" comments. I can swim in this ocean, just like you!

But ...

Just get lost, fin boy!

[swims away, feeling guilty for it's discriminatory comments, but somehow feeling wrong about the whole cow underwater scenario]

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I had no idea there was so much inter-species fighting! That's so sad! :(

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it is sad. The whole "land species" versus "sea species" thing. It's a terrible shame. Their schools are segregated. No intermarrying. Terrible. *sniff*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*sobs*

I wanted to see a cowphin in my lifetime!

[identity profile] pixiesio.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAOWTFME!!!!!!! Dude, you're just so out there. Just the kind of weirdness I need on a day like this. <g>

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What? You didn't think of the of conversation the dolphin and the cow were having? ;)

[identity profile] pixiesio.livejournal.com 2004-06-30 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Only you, m'dear, hear those voices. ;)

[identity profile] chiroho.livejournal.com 2004-06-30 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, me and [livejournal.com profile] mrv3000 it appears, anyway. :D

[identity profile] splash-the-cat.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*gets more m&ms, and some pb cups*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Say, have you heard of *whispers* carmel kisses yet?
nandamai: (Default)

[personal profile] nandamai 2004-06-28 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Got monkey?

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly, NO! :(

[identity profile] diavestra.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm with you on the day. Even though work hasn't been *that* bad. I just don't feel like dealing with it. This is when we turn to cow water sports and Neopets.

Hit the 5000 NP limit on Pyramids earlier. So sad.....

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm with you on the day. Even though work hasn't been *that* bad. I just don't feel like dealing with it.

Yes. I needed a pillow fort around my desk today.

This is when we turn to cow water sports and Neopets.

Hit the 5000 NP limit on Pyramids earlier. So sad.....


Oh no! Well, at least your pets didn't turn on you, telling you they were sick of the game and wouldn't let you play! *mutters*

[identity profile] ladyofthelilacs.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
*worships that picture*

*waves byebye to own mind*

[identity profile] mrv3000.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
*worships that picture*

WHEEEEEEE!

*waves byebye to own mind*

WHEEEEEEE!