At 12:57 p.m., Monday, June 28, my brain exploded.
Stress ('stres) noun
1: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.
Weekend crap and work (mainly work) has finally made my mind go bye bye. Bye bye mind! Come! Join me in mindless bliss! Wheeeeee!

1: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.
Weekend crap and work (mainly work) has finally made my mind go bye bye. Bye bye mind! Come! Join me in mindless bliss! Wheeeeee!


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Sorry about the work crap. Hope the day improves.
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Aren't they pretty??
Sorry about the work crap. Hope the day improves.
Thanks! :) *firmly grasps Yams hand in a show of appreciation while definitely *not* exchanging any type of body fluids*
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Definitely not something you see everyday.
Thanks! :) *firmly grasps Yams hand in a show of appreciation while definitely *not* exchanging any type of body fluids*
Yeah. I really appreciate the lack of body fluids. Good restraint there. :)
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Or is that supposed to be I will not drink wine before its time.
Either or.
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Now I *totally* understand why the California Cheese commercials claim California cows are so happy. ;)
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*sighs happily and stares*
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I can't think of anything better at 4:00 on a looooooong boring Monday. I have no idea why, but it's just really really nifty.
Mind = overrated. %-}
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We really, really need more cow-related water sports. Cow diving. Syncronized cow swimming.
Mind = overrated. %-}
Who needs it? I'm gonna go bag a rich husband and worry about what color nail polish I should wear for the rest of my life.
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Mooooooo!
*sploosh*
Mooooooo!
*sploosh*
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I wonder what the dolphin thinks about the cow?
[swims through ocean, enjoying the bliss of freedom]
[leaps out of the water while following a boat]
What the ... ? You're a cow?
And you're a dolphin. You don't see me making fun of you, do you?
Well, no.
So what's the problem?
Cows don't jump out of the water.
I do.
Um . . .
But you can't swim like I can.
Look, buddy! Just leave off with the racist comments. I have just as much right to do this as you do. Don't go on with those old "separate but equal" comments. I can swim in this ocean, just like you!
But ...
Just get lost, fin boy!
[swims away, feeling guilty for it's discriminatory comments, but somehow feeling wrong about the whole cow underwater scenario]
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*sobs*
I wanted to see a cowphin in my lifetime!
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Hit the 5000 NP limit on Pyramids earlier. So sad.....
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Yes. I needed a pillow fort around my desk today.
This is when we turn to cow water sports and Neopets.
Hit the 5000 NP limit on Pyramids earlier. So sad.....
Oh no! Well, at least your pets didn't turn on you, telling you they were sick of the game and wouldn't let you play! *mutters*
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*waves byebye to own mind*
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WHEEEEEEE!
*waves byebye to own mind*
WHEEEEEEE!