mrv3000 | Surfer Lunar Calendar

A bunch of us were talking about the Chinese years in the SJFic chat room yesterday. I was born in the year of the pig. Oink. So what do I see in the paper today?

The Surfer Lunar Calendar!

ETA: Well, you'd think when I link the anchor, it'd go to the anchor. :P If you're really interested, the article's called "Year of the dolphin 2004". Just do a find for "dolphin".

I am the Walrus! Goo goo g’joob.

Walrus enjoy rich living, quality relationships and the finer things in life. Walruses work hard for what they get. They are confident and sure of themselves when they decide to do something. Though they take council from others, self-opinion is what matters most. Walruses are well insulated and don't worry about what others say or think, they just keep on doing what they do. Walruses like to keep it simple and stack the odds in their favor choosing long-term planning and long lasting results over immediate pleasure. Walrus are high achievers.

Oh! Do people seriously get responses to those email scams? Yes, I *fully* believe that a Nigerian head of state had me listed in his email directory as "one of the personalities my late husband wanted to do business with before he died." Personalities? Ah! They must have me confused with the famous Michelle! Or confused with the complete and utter rock-stupid, how-did-I-ever-manage-to-find-the-power-switch-on-my-computer Michelle. Yes...let me email you my bank account info so that I can help you get money out of the country.

Why isn't there such a thing as an internet taser?? *ZAP* Heh heh heh. *ZAP ZAP ZAP*